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Granted, it's a big cat. It mauls you and eats you.

I wish for a friend

Granted, sadly he will die in one second.

I wish for an apple.

Granted, but it's one of those cliche poisoned apples that put you to sleep until a prince charming must come to kiss you and wake you. o.0

I wish for the ability to sing better than everyone.

Granted, but you become a pop star and die of some kind of overdose at the age of 27.

I wish I lived closer to my GF.

Granted, but both of you must move, she ends up in the republic of korea, you in the democratic´s people´s republic of korea... beeline its a short way... only the (uncrossable) border lies between you.

I wish for a nice breakfast.

Granted, but the breakfast isn't actually that nice, it's just a patented type of breakfast, going under the name Nice Breakfast.

I wish for gluten-free dairy-free cake.

You get your cake, except-en it's got egg served on the side

I wish for a puppy.

Granted, but the chef overcooks it and it's dry and chewy.

I wish chocolate never went bad.

Granted, sadly you where infected by a strange virus, so you must puke after chocolate.

I wish for a package.

I Used to be a noob into i took a noob to the wish


I Wish to be a strange mutanted super deadly undestroyable virus

Granted, tasted very good, thank you for that.

I wish for a pot of gold.

Granted, but even after spray-painting it gold to trick the authorities, the police catch on to your scheme and arrest you for possession of marijuana.

I wish Taro actually had some flavor.

Granted, sadly it now tasted like sewage.

I wish for a Die Hard part 6 (better than part 5...)

Granted, but Joseph Gordon-Levitt is in it.

I wish human waste could be used as an alternative fuel source.

Granted, but the fumes are even more dangerous.

I wish for an ice-cream.