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granted, however all the ice in it melts into the oceans, speeding global warming, and we all dire from and inhabitable planet.

I wish to end world hunger.

Granted, but now everyone is hilariously fat.

I wish the grandfather clock in my living room worked.

Granted, it never stops ringing.. EVER!

I wish Time would wait once and a while.

Granted, but eventually the very fabrics that hold time and space together are ripped apart and the universe is torn to shreds.

I wish people could fly.

Granted, but you cannot adapt quickly enough to balance and you fall of a bridge.

I wish I had a larger collection of fire-arms.

Granted, but cats everywhere are tempted to play with it.

I wish objects could talk to people.

Granted, but it gives you lung cancer in a very short time. I also happen to like the brown Lucky Charms pieces.

I wish I knew what happened in the year 34,274 B.C.

Granted, but you have no way back.

I wish I had the ability to teleport.

Granted, enjoy the new dung-taste.

I wish i have a bodyguard.

Granted, but he turns out to be the infamous Tattletale Strangler wearing a false mustache.

I wish diamonds were soft.

Granted, but all criminals in the world know that you´re responsable for that, they set a rreward for your head - dead or alive.

I wish for a cake.

Granted, but it's a Safeway cake.

I wish I could complete Sequester.

Granted, but it now is 10 million levels, just for you.

I wish commercials didn't exist.

Granted, but they blow up the second you plug them in.

I wish Youtube was smart enough to know I don't the music to stop.

Granted, but the wish committee didn't understand that sentence so the wish ended up being a jumbled mess of static and flashing pixels.

I wish there were more Quests.