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Granted. But it's gigantic and doesn't fit anywhere.. Ever

I wish for dragon wings.

Granted, but you fly so high that you can no longer breathe, and you lose control and plummet into a mountainside.

I wish I didn't have to pay for food.

Granted, but now you can't find any food.

I wish animals could talk

Granted, but they only speak rare dialects that you can't understand.

I wish I had diplomatic immunity.

Granted. You had it..now it is gone

I wish to never be surprised again

Granted, however, you always surprise yourself.

I wish for a guy named R2D21999 to have his name changed to R2G31989.

Granted, if you cant see it your computer is broken, buy a new one.

I wish for a tomatoe.

Granted, it's a tomatoe.

I wish for mommy.

Granted..she's a drunk

I wish for baby's backribs

Granted, but they were your son's ribs.

I wish for now water.

Granted, you awake twenty thousand leagues under the sea... but youre not in a submarine.

Dang, sorry...

I wish for a zombie.

Granted, but it soon finds out you have a brain...

I wish for spaghetti.

Granted, they waiting for you somwhere in New South Wales.

I wish for uranium.

Granted, it doesn't like you.

I wish for an alternate account.