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Granted, now the world has been destroyed by the most destructive of nightmares.

I wish the World Cup was held more often.

Granted, but now that it's on more often, nobody really cares about it anymore.

I wish I could go to bed.

Granted, but then you slept like Snow White

I wish I had a phone.

Granted, but you get hundreds of calls from telemarketers every day.

Granted, but then you slept like Snow White

Granted, but he takes you by the heart when he takes you by the hand.

I wish I had invisibility.

Granted, but now everyone runs into you because they can't see you.

I wish I was a better singer.

Granted, but you become so famous that crazed fans attempt to assassinate you every day.

I wish I had invincibility.

That would explain why that prince kissed me this morning. I thought nothing of it at the time, but now it all makes sense.

Granted, but it's a terribly boring and lonely life.

I wish bacon was even more delicious.

Granted, have some bacon that's even more addictive than heroin!

I wish I knew everything.

Granted, but now that you know the truth about everything, the world is too horrible to live in.

I wish gay marriage was legal all across the United States.

Granted, but all of American population becomes gay.

I wish for the biggest can of beans in the world.

Granted, a rly big crane lifted it, now its placed right above your head... and now its unleashed...

I wish for a dinner.

Granted, but consists entirely of spoiled food.

Granted, but then people and birds kept running into you without you being seen.

Granted, your dinner is some scraps of food.

I wish for a mansion to live in.