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granted. you get a rubber biscuit...

i wish for the doom to come soon.

oh they still havn't fixed this problem of not showing the 1st post on a new page =(

I wish to live forever.

Granted, but it's your doom and nobody else's.
I wish that there is never any fat on bacon.

granted, bacon is now the new cracker. the media then found out that you made this wish and the whole world is mad at you for completely ruining bacon for everyone... you will not have friends and die as a hermit from old age and your dead body will be found 4 years later because it starts to smell to much. (awww, thats so sad =( )

i wish for something great to happen to me.

Granted. A great explosion that rocks the very foundations of reality... happens on your doorstep and destroys your house.
I wish for money to start growing on trees.

Granted, but a tree disease wipes out the world's economy.

I wish more people played Forum Games.

Granted, more people will play forum games 10 years later.

I wish for a cracker.

granted but the cracker is a illusion.

I wish i could make the best creepypasta ever.

Granted, but now that he's cheered up he becomes very annoying tying to cheer everyone else up even when their already cheered up.

I wish for a cup of Joe.(The person. Any Joe will do though.)

Granted, but you didn't specify the cup, and so the cup was strapped with a bomb.

I wish the cup wasn't strapped with a bomb.

Granted, but you are now strapped with a bomb.

I wish the bomb was a dud.

Granted, but the coffee was poison.

I Wish for a helicopter.

^wat

Granted, but it has no blades.

I wish for a few hundred minions that look exactly like the ones in Despicable Me >

graanted,but they rebel and kill u


i wish to be a kind,honest peacefull dragon.

Dragon kills self since it cannot be a dragon.

I wish I could eat a 30lb chocolate bar.