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Granted, you no longer exists.

I wish for a spiffy mahogany keyboard.

Granted, but it arrives broken, with a note saying that the mahogany was taken for mahogany doors.

I wish I had mahogany doors.

Granted. The double mahogany doors are perfect for the color changing door knob you got for your Birthday. After walking through, your skin changes color depending on your mood, and everyone can hear your thoughts. You cannot stop this at all.

I wish I had a summer job.

Granted. You are hired as a tortured and tormented slave for the summer working for $0.01 a day.

I wish my exams were over already.

Granted.You get straight FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFs on your tests.

I wish for wishing about wishing about wishing etcetra etcetra etcetra.

Granted, your brain does not endure this work and you become a psycho.

I wish I had an ability to change my form: grow tentacles, horns, teeth, wings etc.

Granted, but the ability only works during the full moon.

I wish I was an octopus.

Granted, but scientist trap you in boxes for experiments and you forget how to get out.

I wish for a TV show starring me.

Granted. The show is about you, a newt, and an egale living in a junk yard. Strangely, at least one of you always dies in the middle of each episode. All 3 are alive in the next episode.

I wish all double posters would forget to post a wish.

Granted But now you are a doubleposter

i wish that friday become sunday

Granted, but then upon finding out that you were the one who made that wish, everyone hates you.

I wish for no more foolish fools.

Granted But you become the devil and get Snag618 666 posts

I wosh someone else to wish things

Granted, but my wish is so terrible that you become blind by looking at it.

I wish I had 5,000 posts.

Granted, but you can never go on the internet ever again due to a permanent ddos attack.

I wish the next post didn't corrupt my wish.

Granted, but the post after this post will corrupt your wish.

I wish I had a million dollars.