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The Genie deems the wish two posts above a paradox, thus it is ignored.

Granted. You now have a million dollers, In Debt!!!{at 50% interest every 6 months.}

I wish to see a fight between the king of planning and the king of randomness, aka Batman vs. Deadpool, respectively of course.

*eyeroll at the world, again*

Granted. Deadpool kills Batman, tells the city of Gotham that Batman was Bruce Wayne, then kills himself.

I wish my posts would NEVER AGAIN kill this thread. If you look for my previous posts, you will (sadly) notice that my posts are replied to no less than one day later, a few times.

Granted but it destroys the world. I wsh people will play my game.

Granted, but people didn't like your game. I wish for invisibility.

Granted. Because you have prestiged 20x on Every mmo shooter on the market, you think you would make an amazing infantryman. You smuggle your way to Afghanistan, then to Al Qaida HQ. 'Sadly', your invisibility dies at the same time you kill the current leader of Al Qaida. You Soon Die.

I wish for a device (or app) that would tell people how many planes are over head in real time.

Granted, but the app costs $1,000,000 and no one ever buys it.

I wish I had some cheesecake.

Granted but it is poisonous. I wish for Immortality.

Granted, but you are only immortal when you are hugging a tree

I wish for permanent immortality

Granted, but everyone around you dies and you get to watch people overuse the world until it's a great big ball of toxic waste, and then the sun explodes.

I wish something with a negative affect wouldn't happen.

Granted but you are the negative effect. I wish for gold.

Granted, it falls from the sky and lands on your head, concussing you.

I wish for something to explode.

Granted, but it was your house.

I wish for pizza.

Granted, it was made out of your least favourite food.

I wish for the ability to freeze people temporarily.

Granted but i immediately take it away from you,

I wish someone will corrupt or fulfill my wish!

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I wish for a fish fry parade from San Francisco to Santa Fe.