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The parade dies from cancer and both San Francisco and Santa Fe Blow up.

I wish I wasn't so amazing so people would stop staying away from me thinking that I'm too amazing for them.

Granted, but then people think you are so unamazing that they start to avoid you at all costs.

I wish to work for the muffin factory.

The muffin factory explodes and the dough destroys your house.

I wish candy was healthy and vegetables were unhealthy.

Granted, but only you know that.

I wish I didn't have trouble coming up with wishes.

Failed to be granted because that wish is pointless THINK MORE

I wish Count to 100 wasn't so HARD

Granted, you become a hat.

I wish for a thingy.

Granted. It's attached to your head.

I wish that Aeris didn't die in FF VII

Granted, she dies in Advent Children.

I wish I could bring my comic to fruition.

Granted. Then I find all copies of this comic and THROW THEM IN THE FIRE!!! MMMWWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I wish for the AG community to understand hunting jokes.

Granted. We find them so offensive you are banned for life.

I wish that Baldur's Gate will work on my PC when I buy it.

Granted. Until i delete it off of your PC.

I wish to meet the members of Rise Against (a punk band).

Granted, but it only works for 30 minutes.

I wish for my muffins to be perfect.

They are so perfect they cause you to die of pleasure.

I wish for all video games to be affordable and good quality.

Granted. All prices are jacked up now.

I wish that my parents care about me.
Dark, VERY dark. But true...

Dont feel bad about that. I hate those people.

Granted, but the only reason is that they want to kill you.

I wish that I rule Earth.