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Granted, but you are tricked into thinking you are all powerful, and die jumping into a volcano.

I wish for a thermal sonar and a sniper rifle and long lasting tranq darts, so that I can tranquilize a Sasquatch.

Granted, but I turned you into a Sasquatch, and made them atomatic.

I wish for a bomb.

Granted, but plane security has been tightened, and you received it in Gate 13.

I wish for my crush to love me?

Granted, but you also find out that they like abusing you in general.

I wish for a real, working 3DS.

Granted. It is stolen and eaten by Boris Johnson.

I wish everyone would lay off Phil Fish.

Granted. He got nukd instead.

I wish the "Count to 100" thread will have a mod guarding it 24/7.

The mod locks the thread.

I wish i knew what to say.

Granted. You can no longer say anything wrong and everything you say improves the situation. Unfortunately, the skill only works for your current situation 2 hours from now. Not Now. Everyone thinks you are insane, and you are sent to Arkham Asylum.

I wish my DROD hold will be approved by at least 75% of DROD players. It is under construction right now.

Granted, but it is still rejected as you need to have 100% approval by all DROD players.

I wish that silence will fall upon the next person.

Granted, except only for one millisecond.

I wish for someone to respond to this post on this forum.

Granted, but you die.

I wish for Earth to be mine!

Granted, Aliens immediately steal it.

I wish I was more charismatic.

Granted, but you are Joker charismatic.

I wish for Ridley's head.

Granted. It is still alive and eats you.

I wish for more skill in talking to girls.