You corrupt the previous posters wish than make your own wish. Begin!I wish for a pony! (lul)
Granted, but how you do it is Hypnotizers. I wish for an Monkey army.
Granted, but they rebel and attack you.I wish to be the prince of the night.
Granted, but The true prince killed you, and took back his throneI wish for a baby poodle.
It's possessed by an evil spirit and eats you.I wish for a portal gun.
Granted, but you are soon crushed by a 2 ton metal block that fell out of a red portal.
I wish I wish I had a fish who owned a hundred hounds.
Granted but it let's the hounds loose.I wish for a Crank gun
It would have been granted, but you get a crack gun instead. You enter 20 different universes while trying to figure it out.I wish for a new book series based on dimension jumping.
Granted, but the main character died, and Demons took the universe. I wish for Monkeys.
They are devil monkeys. And eat your face.I wish for the Starship Bistromath.
Granted, but Darth Vader was in it, and killed you. I wish for a lightsaber.
Granted, but you accidentally stab yourself when you turn it on.I wish for a way back.
Granted,the way back is perlious and impossible to reatchi wish for a way Onward.
The way onward has a lot of really annoying branches in way that keep hitting you in face. Yah it isn't that bad but who cares.I wish I could make the Batman theme magically play on my command at whatever volume I so choose whenever I want. Nuhnuhnuh nuhnuhnuh BATMAN!
You can play the batman theme on your command at whatever volume you choose at whatever time you want, but you have to pay 30 grand for copyright infringements every time you do.I wish that my perfect world would be corrupted.
Granted, but you are corrupted in such a manner that you don't notice.I wish for an MP3 Player.
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