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Granted. Each one comes with a $1000 premium charge.

I wish I had got some more A* in my GCSEs.

Granted,but you got a permanent suspension for being studious.

I wish for world peace and equality.

Granted, there is now world peace and equality on an asteroid.

I wish for a long stick to poke people with.

Granted, but then you're drowned in grape juice by a malicious chicken.

I wish for frogs made of snow to take over the world.

Granted,but you also die along with others.

I wish to have battle field 4 and all expansions.

Granted, but your house and all your belongings burn and are destroyed.

I wish for the ability to run really fast!

Granted, but you fall face first on the asphalt and will need plastic surgery.
I wish I was 15 yo again.

Granted, but you hit puberty again and have the harriest chest and legs. You now look like a gorilla.

I wish to be a baws.

Granted. You are now a level one baws, who is doomed to be slayed by lvl 1 nubies to a random RPG.

I wish the bucket-load of Billys would eat the snow frogs.

Granted, but then you die.

I wish that Tokyo Ghoul would post chapter 140 already.

Granted,But that Ghoul comes into life and kills you.

I wish I become braver.

Granted, but you are only braver for 24 hours after Tokyo Ghoul kills someone. You become the bravest, and most hated, person on earth.

I wish Ken Kaneki became like Blade, having all of the best general qualities of ghouls without the need to eat human flesh ever.

Granted, but he is extremely vulnerable as a result.

I wish for a block of unmeltable ice.

Granted, but the block is so big that it crushes you instantly.

I wish that this thread didn't exist.

Granted, but the paradox of reading and writing these posts creates a time-space shift that obliterates all of humanity and other life, leaving only the band One Direction intact.

I wish Wookie hadn't made his wish now.