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Granted, but then the feminists overrun your house.

I wish for success.

granted,but it'sfutile

I wish to stop leaving AG for very long periods of time without warning

Granted but everyone else leaves AG

I wish for a bigger plastic beach

Granted, but it's polluted and icky.

I wish I knew what a plastic beach was.

Granted, you then regret ever finding out the meaning behind it.

I wish for some armour.

Granted, but it's made out of bread.

I wish I was allowed to go to sleep.

Granted. Your bed is glued.

I wish for this wish to get banned.

Granted,you are banned forever from armor games because of posting a spam wish.

I wish I could have 2 facebook accounts.

Granted,they're both banned.
I wish for a sword.

Granted, it's rusty and broken at the tip.

I wish for the ability to cast illusions onto objects.

Granted, it's living and it stabs you.

I wish for this wish to get granted whie not getting corrupted while myself not getting banned.

Granted, but suddenly you die.

I wish for cheese.

Granted, but it is moldy. You eat it anyway. Some spores enter your lungs and thrive. You are ok, but you are now cursed to literally exhale spores every time you breathe.

I wish for a pill that had no evil side effects. It only makes you better at managing your time.

Granted, but you choke on it.

I wish for cake and balloons.

Granted, but your evil little brother hides a bomb in it and when you blow out the candles it explodes.

I wish for pie. And please specify the flavor.