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Granted, but instead I make this wish.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but then the world economy collapses because of no military expenditures and infrastructure.

I wish I could stay here and play with Wookie some more instead of going to work.

Granted, but you're forced to stay here forever

I wish that we could absorb knowledge from each other by shaking hands

Granted, the main cause of death is now information overload.

I wish for a bamboo stick.

Granted,but the bamboo stick falls on your head when summoned so you go into a coma.

I wish to be the most popular person in armor games.

You are mobbed by adoring fans

I wish for the universe to bow to me!

Granted, it bows and crushes you in the process..

I wish for a giant bouncy ball.

Granted,You bounce it and it hits on your nose and you die.

I wish that science was easier.

Granted, however your math and english skill degenerate as a result of your newfound science skills.

I wish for a burger to eat.

Granted,the burger is poisoned(The oldest trick).

I wish that I was a superstar.

Granted, you are now a superstar of nothing.

I wish for the ability to shapeshift into anything.

You shape-shift to a brick and can't shift back

i wish for invincibility

You thought that invincibility lasts forever and head into a war.After 15 minutes of fun,a bullet hits you and you die(Because you didn't wear a Bullet proof jacket).

I wish I had 668 quests.

Granted. That's as many as you will ever have.

I wish I was more artistic.

Granted, you become more artistic at drawing dots.

I wish that I was better at drawing females.