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Granted, but it is horrible sushi. It is so horrible that one of your traditional Japanese friends hears about it and stabs you in the shoulder to bring honor back to the art of making sushi.

I wish I had a platter of sushi partly made with fox meat.

Granted, but you'll never hear the end of it from PETA.

I wish I had some PETA bread with hummus.

Granted but the whole bureaucracy tastes a little... Corrupted...

I wish I could be uncountable.

Granted, but then you never got social security when you were old.

I wish that there was more time in a day.

Granted. Yesterday was 48 hours long, but it is now over, so ;P.

I wish for a cure to Ebola.

Granted but all that extra time is taken by the government as tax and you can't do anything with the time.

I wish I had some food.

Ninja!

Granted but it's only temporary and it comes back stronger then ever.

Sill going to wish for food.

Granted! But it's old and cold, and full of mold.

I wish I wasn't back!

Granted, but you end up in an alternate dimension where you are the most wanted person in Chicago.

I wish for a muffin.

Granted, but the servers crash when EVERYONE gets on.

I wish I could get the Psycho music to play in the background in real life.

Granted. It plays on a finite loop of the entire movie. When it ends, you need to say "Heeeerees JOHNNY!!!" and stab someone with something, and it will start up again. Not kill, just stab. No one wants to hire you forever.

I wish the Psycho music would be changed to the Mary Poppins movie.

granted, but it explodes becuase I have no idea what movie you are talking about.

I wish that the broken vending machine will become fixed.

Granted but you are reborn as a stormtrooper.

I wish there were less rain here.

Granted, but then there's a drought, and the entire area turns into a desert.

I wish for a purple hen.

Granted but it eventually finds it's own fame and leaves you in the gutter.

I wish the world was more, spherical.

@riku_ullman: I was referring to Snag618's wish right above mine.

Granted. The earth becomes a perfect sphere, but also becomes perfectly parallel to the sun. Seasons become 6 hours long and all 4 happen every single day, all over the world. Al Gore becomes president. Enjoy the environmental koolaid...

I wish I could be more clear with my posts.