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Granted, but you can only sit on whoopee cushions. On the plus side, you'll make a lot of new friends, but they'll all be frat boys and first graders.

I wish I had a fish.

Granted but it instantaneously becomes you're wife due to a loop hole in the law.

I wish I had some shoes.

Granted, but they're horseshoes. At least you can have some traditional outdoor fun while being barefoot?

I wish Garfield were my cat.

Granted but the next day lasagna is outlawed in your hometown.

I wish I didn't feel sick.

Granted, but now you can't feel anything, so you'll never know if you've been stabbed until it's too late.

I wish people would post in the AG Totem Pole.

Granted but you never get voted for and remain at the bottom of the pole.

I wish pokemon were real.

Granted, but they breed like rabbits and become overpopulated.

I wish household furniture could talk.

Granted but you become too afraid to enter the bathroom for it knows all you're dirty secrets.

I wish I could fly to the moon.

Granted, but you probably should have wished for enough oxygen for the journey. Oh well, good luck.

I wish I could remember the last time I watered my girlfriend's pet cactus.

Granted, but then once you got there Putin shot you in the face.

I wish that money was free.

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Granted but then hyperinflation causes all currency to just explode in uselessness.

I wish I had some good music to listen to.

Granted, but you'll have to wait until I learn how to use reasonably good music software.

I wish Cubase wouldn't crash so much.

Granted but it became so good that no computer can handle it.

I wish I could make things.

Granted, but nobody will buy it in this economy.

I wish I could think of a better use of my time.

Granted but you spend it thinking on what to do.

I wish I could make sushi.