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ablu2
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You corrupt the previous posters wish than make your own wish. Begin!

I wish for a pony! (lul)

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JACKinbigletters
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Granted but you become so clear that peoples brains refuse to comprehend them and you get ignored for the rest of you're internet life.

I wish I had pokemon!

Snag618
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Blacksmith

Granted, but you can only ever have a magikarp. Which can't evolve.

I wish for a portal to a different dimension!

JACKinbigletters
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Granted but when you emerge it's just a parallel dimension of this one except that you now bare the burden of carrying boulders up and down mountains without any assistance, we don't know what you have done to deserve this.

I wish that I was a creator.

Snag618
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Granted, but you are the creator of mosquitoes, and everyone hates you.

I wish I was a spider.

JACKinbigletters
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Granted but it reproduces so quickly and uncontrollably that they take over the world.

I wish I had a better laptop.

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Herald

Granted. It get a virus and the battery explodes at night. Your house burns down.

I wish I was very handy with tacky foil in an Amish Paradise!! Weird Al Rules!!

JACKinbigletters
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Granted but you become trapped in an alternate universe where the stereotypical Amish settlement is the actual real thing.

I wish I had some more pasta.

Snag618
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Granted, it's creepypasta!

I wish for a dish with a dead fish on it!

abe10
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Herald

@JACKinbigletters: What exactly do you mean in your corruption?? It makes perfect common sense, and not a drop of comedic sense.

Granted. PETA annoys you about it for the next ten days.

I wish Weird Al would make a song honoring Via Lobos Rescure Center, and another song mocking Oprah.

JACKinbigletters
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What exactly do you mean in your corruption?? It makes perfect common sense, and not a drop of comedic sense.
Well what do you know about the Amish lifestyle @abe10? That they don't use technology and shun all forward scientific movement? Because that's not right at all, they actually use solar power all the time, and have phones (Albeit only ones around the settlement but still.). The classical image of Amish settlements is one of hardship and toil without any links to technology where that isn't entirely correct. As for the comedic sense there is some but not a lot and anyway what you find funny and what other people find funny can be very different.

Granted but people make a remake of both songs that become far more popular where it's the other way around.

I wish people would learn about other cultures more.
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Jester

Granted, they get forced to do it and thus they end their lives.

I wish for JACK to not wish such thing.

abe10
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Herald

Granted. You are now forced to watch a 1 hour culture sensitivity every day for the next 5 years.

I wish Stephen King wrote a romantic comedy for once.

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Granted, but it's Beverly Marsh x It.

I wish I didn't have that mental image in my head.

JACKinbigletters
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Treasurer

Granted but you still live a regular length life and the rest of the time is wasted.

I wish India would fight for me.

Snag618
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Granted, but it betrays you within five minutes.

I wish for India to stay loyal to me!

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