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Granted but another county assassinates you.

I wish I was assassin proof.

Granted, but you fall off a building in an accident instead.

I wish to live forever.

Granted. Stephen King studies your life, and creates a new comic relief character based on your life. The character will stay 20 years old forever and never have a major impact on any plot lines.

I wish to see a special on Animal Planet about a theoretical fight to the death between a penguin and a fox, or large groups of the two.

Granted, turns out the fox did challenge the penguin, but the turkey-ref chickened out, so the two decided that instead of fighting they could have a pleasent cup of coffee over a discussion on world peace.

I wish that my armatar looked like Elvis.

Granted, but this causes a horde of people to who believe Elvis is still alive to swarm your house.

I wish I could have all of November to myself.

Granted, but this shortens our life expectancy to 10 years, due to all the medicine we have to take.

I wish for a cheeseburger.

Granted, but this also somehow causes world war three. No one knows why.

I wish I knew why.

Granted, but the sheer knowledge of this causes them to blind themselves. (Huzzah for references.)

I wish I had more muffins.

Alas, that is impossible, as you never lie, so Snag618 dies in horror. Everyone blames you for Snag's death because you did not put icing on them in the first place.

I wish a Predator would toy with the person who frosted the muffins-into-cupcakes for a day before killing them.

Granted but you can only time travel when you are naked and in a very public place.

I wish I was funny.

Granted. You can only make fresh jokes that global losers can understand, like Castro, Putin, Xi Jinping of China, and Kim Jong Un.

I wish my university will not be nuked because of my corruption.

Granted, your university gets tooted on by Britney Spears.

I wish I made more game comics.

Granted, but no one likes them.

I wish my math homework was completed correctly.

Granted, but the test comes and you don't know how to do any of it.

I wish my favorite radio station would finally stop playing Rude by Magic!.

Granted but it then begins to play that song called Friday

I wish I had more firewood.