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Granted, but your entire house is chopped down for it.

I wish I could walk!

Granted, but now you can never stop walking for even a second.

I wish I never had to sleep.

Granted, your lack of sleep causes you to function slowly until you finally collapse from exhaustion and die.

I wish for insane luck.

Granted. You become the king of the world by popular election, but are smothered by the millions of gift pillows and die.

I wish car batteries were far easier to find in TLS-DZ.

Granted. It's so easy to find it's not fun.

I wish i can write greater stories for RPGs.

Granted, but then you get bored with that and end up in an infinite loop of wishing you had something better to do and getting bored.

I wish I were more motivated towards my school work.

Granted, now you don't eat, sleep, or play, you just work.

I wish I was more tired.

(^Dude, that actually sounds amazing, so...not really corrupted...)

Granted, but then you suddenly remember this super important thing you have to do that must be done as soon as possible...and you're way too tired to do anything about it.

I wish I could learn any language instantly.

Granted. One week later, the CIA kidnaps you and forces you to translate ISIS chatter. ISIS bombs your house in revenge.

I wish for more movies that were family friendly.

Granted but they are all terrible, terrible films and the film industry collapses.

I wish my phone had a better battery.

Granted, it's battery is so good, it can power the whole world without having to recharge. But the government takes it to use as a bargaining chip.

I wish I was doing my math homework right now. And progressing through it.

Granted -- instead of the word "it", we use the phrase "the Sears tower again". The Sears tower again is the sears tower agains own corruption.

I wish I could finish my lab reports in less than five hours no loss in quality.

Granted but just as you finish typing the last letter, your computer crashes and you realized you forgot to click save...

I wish they never canceled Farscape.

Granted, but they kill off all your favorite characters and replace them with bad comedians.

I wish freestanding heavy bags were more affordable.

...er, granted but they're stuffed with Jimmy Fallon's bad jokes and stuffed in a duffle.

I wish I understood my Chinese homework.