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Because you're a psycho-maniacal homicidal workaholic.

I wish you'd finally change your armatar to.... my pig!

I changed it. to SKULL.

I wish the next post was someone else.

Granted, but someone-else's username is Frank_Frooton.

I wish 1 person would roll me a 20 in armatar roulette.

you son of a gun my revenge will corrupt your wish a hundred times over

I wish for my revenge on you frank. i loved my tiger armatar

Granted, your revenge comes in the form of a bengal tiger, who loves me very much.

I wish forum games were more active.

Wish granted but the result is literally one post every 3 seconds. OPEN UP THE FLOODGATES!!!

I wish I had a sonic coney.

Granted, but inside of it is a block of ignited C4.

I wish for a small grain of sand.

It would be granted, but you already have a single grain of sand. It is called Your Brain!!!!!

I wish all clocks had an auto reset feature, so they would never blink again.

Granted, but they yawn instead of blink.

I wish for five knees.

Granted, but then you took control of your time and stopped posting and then eventually lost in the post race to me.

I wish there was no 30 second posting time limit.

Granted, the new limit is now 5 min.

I wish I could turn anything into sand, and sand into anything.

Granted, but your vague "anything" is any food going down your throat, and the second equally vague anything is salt water.

I wish the armatar contests would post the winners.

Granted, but you didn't win

I wish i could freeze time.

Granted, but in doing so you froze yourself as well. So, really, you just stopped the human race.

I wish I had normal tasting, well made Doritos that I could eat without being harmed right now.

Granted, but then you drink it, balloon your waist size, and explode.
BTW I really like cool ranch.

I wish I posted somewhere aside from forum games.