Granted, but they do so to hide from the aliens that want to rip out the friendly aliens' internal organs and hang them on pikes. Both the a liens and humans are annihilated in the process.
The Jinni misheard and thought you said play the tunna. You become similar to Black Bolt (Marvel Inhuman). You can no longer talk or sing or play any blowing instrument. However, whenever you use your vocal chords, all instruments that can hear you become perfectly in tune, mainly because you create all sound waves at once. As in, every musical note you can imagine.
I wish for a website that was about building crazy stories.
Granted a crazy website was created about building stories unit, however it held absolutely no interested to the general public aside from the occasional architect.
I wish Santa, er the mystical version along with his reindeer, elf, and occupation really does exist in our reality.
Granted, but he's much more like the Futurama version of Santa, and we don't have the technology to counter his attacks yet, so he destroys the entire world with his T.O.W. missiles.
Oh, you wish to be turn into legend beast do you? ask the genie slyly
But of course, after all what's a genie without wishes. Choices, choices, for you see I have encounter many legendary beast in my life time.Granted intoned the genie with a grin.
Big Foot appear in place of the chocolate m&m
I wish for I had free access to all the ebooks in the world.
Granted, but those "Occupy Everything" fanatics occupy your front lawn now that you're part of the 1%. This isn't an issue for you, as all they do is stand there and yell at you with poorly constructed but almost clever signs, but your gardener, who is blind and deaf, mows your fabulous lawn every night so it will look fresh and green when you wake up. Well, this time it looked not so fresh and more red than green.
TL;DR: Granted, but your lawn will be covered in human blood, guts, and cheap sign remnants.
