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(I never said I wanted a cone. =( )

Granted, it's so loud your ear drums leave your head and join a Pirate metal band.

I wish there were more people active right now.

Granted, you got me :> liveliness = 100 people.

I wish that your wish came true.

Granted, but the guy 5 posts above it ruined it.

I wish I had some dumplings.

Granted, you now feel the need to poop. corny enough?

I wish I could go to sleep without feeling out I'm missing on AG while I am asleep

Granted, you lapse into a coma, thinking youre still online. sadly you also think you have some connection problems, trying to update the same thread over and over again.

I wish i had a malt beer.

Granted, but you're banned, de-modded, and arrested for drinking and posting.

I wish I could find a really good game on AG.

Granted, but after your first try your pc crashes, after the reboot you get only a black screen for this game.

I wish i had a mule.

Granted, but it has a mirror on it's rear and keeps turning away from you.

I wish there were more threads that people could write stuff in.

Granted, but to make your chemistry homework do itself, you have to become your homework, and then your homework takes over your body and you still get an F-.

I wish I could make a good story.

For inspiration, you copy Rick Castle and attempt to advise your local law enforcement agency on cases after watching them for 100 cases. You are shot in the back on your first field assignment, and enter a 2 year coma. You still live.

I wish football helmets had sun visors built in.

Granted, next thing you know you're in the fetal position screaming in agony as blood flows from your eye, cause by an embedded shard after a particularly gruesome tackle.

I wish realistic, and completely safe, virtual reality technology can be made cheaply available.

Granted, but the sun visors are really bright and you go blind.

I wish people had mute buttons.

AHomosapien you replied while I was typing

@Elionelion that actually happen pretty often enough, just edit your post so that you response to my wish instead.

Granted, when people press their mute button, they well... become muted for life...

I wish all my writing utensil came with a tracking device.

Granted, but now the government can now see what you write no matter how secretive you try to stay.

I wish It snowed in this country.