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Granted. The change happens to every human and animal on earth. All vision and colors and color perception changes accordingly. Humans adapt in 5 minutes max, but all animals go insane. Roughly 50% of the worlds animal population is killed by the people the animals would have killed, or by each other. A ton of people overly obsessed with the ecosystem go insane, because the world is not worth saving anymore.

I wish having pizza would make a Tuesday feel like a Friday.

Granted, in an misguided attempt, to deluded yourself into feeling the wonders of a Friday on a Tuesday you started conducting a series of conditioning experiments on yourself. First it started small hoping that transferring the association of events on Friday to Tuesday would be enough. Such as ordering pizza on a Tuesday. Then as frustration rises, it gradually progress to hypnotism and brainwashing using the acts of have a pizza as a triggers. The lines between Tuesdays and Fridays burrs in your mind. Before you know it the wonderment and awe that we all know to be a Friday become lost to you. Fridays now feels like a Tuesday which inadvertently granted you your wish because Tuesday now feels likes a Friday to you. In your self induced madness, you won't even realized what you have lost; considering the experiment to be a success having fulfilled the criteria. To Think that this all started because of an seemly innocent act of having a pizza on a Tuesday.

I wish I have a robot Butler, that have absolutely no ambition to kill me or take over the world.

Granted, but he breaks in less than a year. Should have asked for a warranty...

I wish for Cotton Candy. Lots of it

Granted, but you got diabetes after eating the hundreth one, you still had millions worth left.

I wish I was cool. lol.

You freeze to death.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted, but all of those wishes you gained are corrupted because of this thread, and you end up worse then when you started.

I wish for presents.

Granted, santa gave you coal.

I wish to be on the nice list for santa clauuuuuuse

Granted, but for some reason you wake up with a lump of coal on your forehead on every single day that is considered a holiday somewhere in the world. This lasts one year, Christmas day to Christmas day. On the bright side, you can make your own morning fire in the wilderness.

Whoever is elected president next cycle, I wish they will make the economy more desperate for workers to fill vacant positions. AKA, I wish for more jobs in America.

Granted, more people were fired.

I wish we lived in a world of credit, instead of money.

Granted, everyone that uses money dies be evisceration.

I wish the next person would not start their response with "Granted"

Gr4nted, but the response was still started with a variation of granted.

I wish You're Banned would stop being posted in.

Granted, you're suspended was created.

I wish dapro would roll his turn in Go Big

Granted, but he also rolls a stone.

I wish I was a magical drop of paint.

Granted, you were so magical, you were used in ms paint.

I wish I was as powerful as Hercules, and could fly like superman

Granted, but after accidentally destroying 5 commercial jets mid-flight, you become a threat to major airline companies and eventually the United Nations.

I wish I were president of Nauru.