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Granted, but you're so high all you say is "Whee!" and "Thpppp...".

I wish I had more of a brain.

Granted, you began to grow tumors.

I wish that I had superpowers.

Granted, you get the power of listening to other people minds and you can't turn it off, driving you crazy (Code Geass reference).

I wish that I could think of an extremely original wish for this thread.

Granted, though you were ninja'd, making your original idea meaningless.

I wish I was 8 feet tall.

Granted, but you're stuck in a 4 ft tall building for the rest of your sad existence.

I wish I had more time to goof around.

Granted, you goof around so much that you lose all your education and become numb.

I wish I was faster than the flash at posting.

Granted, but that doesn't mean anything, due to the 30 second posting rule.

I with that it rained a just little more often, but not heavier.

The raining often turned your country into a tropical country. Though it had to go through the process of dying trees, and losing two seasons.

I wish there was a real genie in front of me, who doesn't corrupt wishes.

granted, but it's Jeanie, from that TV series.

i wish I was in an all you can eat buffet.

Granted, but you were one of the dishes.

I wish I could get a girlfriend. :'(

Granted, but it's a homicidal alien that only loves you for your heart and long intestine. Sorry man.

I wish I had a blueberry muffin.

Granted, it appeared in your stomach.

I wish I could type much faster

Granted, but you have to wait 54635676807074892 hours between posts.

I wish that I could have warm fingers.

Granted, your skin melts right of from excess heat.

I wish I had a trashcan which picks up my trash for me

Granted, it then throws it all back at you.

i wish for ten wishes.