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samdawghomie
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Well, I don't know if this has been created before but I felt like making it. So here it is.

You can make it up yourself or get from the great place called the internet.

Ex:

User#1: Yo momma's so poor when I kicked a soda can she screamed "don't be kickin' my house!!"

User#2: Lol!! That was funny. 9/10
<insertyomommajokehere>

See, So we'll start with this one.

Yo momma so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

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SirLegendary
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this forum has already been created

jdoggparty
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legend i give it a 2/10

Yo mama so ugly people put her picture on their house to keep away burglars.

julesia95
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haha average but good 7.5

this one's my favorite:
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.

mattt15
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8.5/10

Yo mama is so small, when she saw a toilet flush, she said: Oh No! A tsunami!

thisisnotanalt
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thisisnotanalt
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Farmer

4/10. . . .

Yo mama's so stupid she thought masturbating was an ancient Asian emperor!

jdoggparty
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lol 9/10

This one is great.

Yo mama is so fat, when she went to the top of the St. Louis Arch, she turned it into McDonalds.

keeton52
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Ok now look I was going to post something relevant after this, but spam like kill keeton52 isn't necessary and is offensive,

Yo mommas so ugly my mamma runs away (IM serious my mom is god ugly and iM GLAD i DONT LIVE WITH HER...oops caps lock)

mattt15
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8/10

Yo mama is so hairy, she actually has mini afro's on her nipples!

keeton52
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7.5/10

Yo mommas so hairy Bigfoot hunts for her.

jacobcasper
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2/10
yo mammas so harry, u got rug burn when u were born!

Lige
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Oh no you didn't!

yo momma so stapler she need to wear dem high heel shoez jus soz she can buy a new cantaloupe at da post office. OOOOOHHHHHH!

jacobcasper
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huh? i dont get it. 1/10

yo mammas so fat when they use the elastic in her underwear for bunjee jumping, THEY HIT THE BOTTOM!

keeton52
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7/10
oh well so im done,

yo mammas so fat when she does a pushup she does a pushdown (with her body of course, also a Chuck Norris rejoke)

btw I know they are bad, they are just made up quickly

jacobcasper
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1/10
yo mamma so fat, she triped on 1st avenue and landed on 12th.

CaptainSamoa
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3.5/10

Yo momma so old, when somebody when up to her and said "Act your age" she dropped dead.

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