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samdawghomie
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Well, I don't know if this has been created before but I felt like making it. So here it is.

You can make it up yourself or get from the great place called the internet.

Ex:

User#1: Yo momma's so poor when I kicked a soda can she screamed "don't be kickin' my house!!"

User#2: Lol!! That was funny. 9/10
<insertyomommajokehere>

See, So we'll start with this one.

Yo momma so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

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jacobcasper
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5/10
yo mamma so fat and old, she was the meteor that killed the dinosaurs!

keeton52
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wow jacobscasper your terrible, at least I attempted something original

jacobcasper
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so did i.
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Lige
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Yo momma's gerber squash brings all the babies to their certain doom.

jacobcasper
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7/10

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

bluedragoon5576
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6/10


Yo mama so stanky she made right guard turn left.

samdawghomie
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8/10 Pretty funny.

You momma's so ugly when someone saw her on Google Earth thier computer exploded.

gamerdude58
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lol. 8/10

Yo mamaâs so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.

gamerdude58
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lol. 8/10

Yo mamaâs so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.

gamerdude58
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oops. accident

footballinmatt
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0/10 yo momma sooo dirty shes just like a hard ware store 10 cents a screw

gamerdude58
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1/20
yo mamma like nascar, chick burned four rubbers in 1 night!!

loloynage2
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i didn't really get it. 3/10

yo mamma sooo fat ween she jump in the swimming pool everyone screamed ''Sunami!!!''

Kyle248
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6.5/10

Yo mamma sooo fat when she went to Japan, they called her "Godzilla"

fluffybunny422
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6/10

Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M in alphabetical order.

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