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samdawghomie
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Well, I don't know if this has been created before but I felt like making it. So here it is.

You can make it up yourself or get from the great place called the internet.

Ex:

User#1: Yo momma's so poor when I kicked a soda can she screamed "don't be kickin' my house!!"

User#2: Lol!! That was funny. 9/10
<insertyomommajokehere>

See, So we'll start with this one.

Yo momma so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

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Butler09
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Nomad

sorry i meant 5/10

polishofficer
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polishofficer
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4/10

Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money

SoulHack117
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eh 3/10

Yo momma so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her whats she doin, and she said, "Moving,"

Pois0nArr0w
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3/10 Heard it waaay too many times.

Yo momma's so fat that if she was dropped in the ocean, you'd own your very own small island.

It's not that great, but the original version I made requires the other person's last name :P

SoulHack117
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7/10 I got a chuckle outta it

Yo momma is so fat, when she takes a bath, she goes to the beach.

(wow... I suck horribly at these jokes >_&gt

Pois0nArr0w
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I've heard too many of those :P

Oh, and if you got a chuckle outta that, here's the real version. Just... Pretend your last name is Harman.

Yo mamma's so fat, if we dropped her in the ocean, we'd have to call her Harman's Island!

SoulHack117
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hehehe got a good laugh outta that one...

9/10

yo momma is so old, that when she goes out side, she summons a carriage...

(My yo momma's are getting lamer and lamer... >_&gt

Pois0nArr0w
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You don't have to be old to summon a carriage. You just gotta know how to flag down a taxi :P

Yo mama's so old, she was cheating off Jesus in grade school!

inflames7979
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7/10 i've heard something like it before

Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw a school bus full of white kids goin by, she yelled,"STOP THAT TWINKY!!!!"

AfroSquirrel
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6/10

Yo mamma so stupid she struck out playin' T-Ball

balerion07
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7 of 9 the best score ever.

Yo mamma so ugly that they press her face into cookie dough to make monster cookies.

Chuckleluck
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8/10

Yo momma so fat that by the time she gets all of her through the ladder, the 7 years of bad luck are up.

blacksoldier99
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um... didn't make me laugh... 4/10

Yo Momma so fat, that even the jedi force can't pick her up!

Google567
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Getting lamer.

Heres mine
http://armorgames.com/community/thread/4511199/the-standup-gig/page/10/

LordBob
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6/10 not Laugh out loud, but still an inner chuckle

YO MOMMA is sooooo fat, that when she walked by the TV we missed the entire season of 24

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