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samdawghomie
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Well, I don't know if this has been created before but I felt like making it. So here it is.

You can make it up yourself or get from the great place called the internet.

Ex:

User#1: Yo momma's so poor when I kicked a soda can she screamed "don't be kickin' my house!!"

User#2: Lol!! That was funny. 9/10
<insertyomommajokehere>

See, So we'll start with this one.

Yo momma so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

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2up
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that one is ok

yo mama is so stupid that she was telling you your mama jokes

fluffybunny422
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20000000/10 *claps*

*I don't have any more lol*

2up
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Nomad

thank you very much

yo mama is so stupid she stole free bread

kacboy
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BOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

yo mamma is so fat she got diabetes

Spartan0430
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ok kinda good 7/10

here is an epic starwars yo mama joke

yo mama so fat that obi-won said, "Thats no moon... thats yo mama"

fluffybunny422
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meh 5/10

yo mamma so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch

Darkroot
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lols? 4/10

Here a D&D one

Your mama so fat we used a grapefruit as her minature

samdawghomie
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Meh. 4/10

Yo mama so fat that when we tried to take a picture of her the photographer said "Sorry ma'm, but we can't manufature a film roll that long."

Butler09
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8/10

Yo momma so ugly that when she looked out the window the police arrested her for doing a mooney.

AdamKiller
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5/10

Yo mama so hairy u almost died of rug burn when u were born

BladeBreaker
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Ok, these are very crude (not thought out) yo momma jokes.

Yo momma's so fat, she had 40 pictures taken of her before they saw she wasn't Shamu. Someone finally realised that her "tail" was fat from the back of her neck.

(not too funny, but whatever)

bluedragoon5576
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10/10


yo mamma so stupid she thought a yo mamma joke was about yo yo ma

Gregbyte
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0/10 too many yo mommas

Yo momma so fat, your family portrait had to be bought from NASA.

I hope thats not been done.

BladeBreaker
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It has, but with different wording.

Butler09
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0/5

Yo momma so stupid she starved to death in a supermarket.

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