Completely and utterly based off "1001 ways to get kicked out of Wall Mart" but with a different setting. Same basic rules as the famous game.
I, of course, will start...
1. Smuggle Burger King food in. 2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?) 3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage. 4. Play a tape of dogs barking.
1. Smuggle Burger King food in. 2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?) 3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage. 4. Play a tape of dogs barking. 5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women. 6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan. 7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines 8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter. 9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means 10. Pretend you have turrets. 11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?" 12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't. 13. Ask for a "Burger king special" 14. Be a redheaded farm girl 15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal 16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef"" 17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..." 18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters" 19. Get water instead of a soda 20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options 21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs... 22. Walk in wearing a bikini. 23. Order a Wopper. 24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac." 25. Start a sing along. 26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place. 27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry. 28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger! 29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"? 30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid 31. Try to order a Whopper 32. Ask for a Twisted Frosty
1. Smuggle Burger King food in. 2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?) 3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage. 4. Play a tape of dogs barking. 5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women. 6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan. 7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines 8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter. 9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means 10. Pretend you have turrets. 11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?" 12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't. 13. Ask for a "Burger king special" 14. Be a redheaded farm girl 15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal 16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef"" 17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..." 18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters" 19. Get water instead of a soda 20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options 21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs... 22. Walk in wearing a bikini. 23. Order a Wopper. 24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac." 25. Start a sing along. 26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place. 27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry. 28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger! 29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"? 30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid 31. Try to order a Whopper 32. Ask for a Twisted Frosty 33. demand them to give you the entire menu for a buck.
34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!" 35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it. 36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone. 37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store. 38. Just show a gun.
1. Smuggle Burger King food in. 2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?) 3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage. 4. Play a tape of dogs barking. 5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women. 6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan. 7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines 8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter. 9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means 10. Pretend you have turrets. 11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?" 12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't. 13. Ask for a "Burger king special" 14. Be a redheaded farm girl 15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal 16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef"" 17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..." 18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters" 19. Get water instead of a soda 20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options 21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs... 22. Walk in wearing a bikini. 23. Order a Wopper. 24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac." 25. Start a sing along. 26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place. 27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry. 28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger! 29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"? 30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid 34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!" 35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it. 36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone. 37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store. 38. Just show a gun. 39. fire int hole[/url]
1. Smuggle Burger King food in. 2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?) 3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage. 4. Play a tape of dogs barking. 5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women. 6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan. 7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines 8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter. 9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means 10. Pretend you have turrets. 11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?" 12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't. 13. Ask for a "Burger king special" 14. Be a redheaded farm girl 15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal 16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef"" 17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..." 18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters" 19. Get water instead of a soda 20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options 21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs... 22. Walk in wearing a bikini. 23. Order a Wopper. 24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac." 25. Start a sing along. 26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place. 27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry. 28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger! 29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"? 30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid 34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!" 35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it. 36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone. 37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store. 38. Just show a gun. 39.fire in the hole [url=http:///www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlFY9Sj9eCo]
1. Smuggle Burger King food in. 2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?) 3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage. 4. Play a tape of dogs barking. 5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women. 6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan. 7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines 8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter. 9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means 10. Pretend you have turrets. 11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?" 12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't. 13. Ask for a "Burger king special" 14. Be a redheaded farm girl 15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal 16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef"" 17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..." 18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters" 19. Get water instead of a soda 20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options 21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs... 22. Walk in wearing a bikini. 23. Order a Wopper. 24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac." 25. Start a sing along. 26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place. 27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry. 28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger! 29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"? 30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid 34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!" 35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it. 36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone. 37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store. 38. Just show a gun. 39.fire in the hole
1. Smuggle Burger King food in. 2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?) 3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage. 4. Play a tape of dogs barking. 5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women. 6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan. 7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines 8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter. 9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means 10. Pretend you have turrets. 11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?" 12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't. 13. Ask for a "Burger king special" 14. Be a redheaded farm girl 15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal 16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef"" 17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..." 18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters" 19. Get water instead of a soda 20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options 21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs... 22. Walk in wearing a bikini. 23. Order a Wopper. 24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac." 25. Start a sing along. 26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place. 27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry. 28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger! 29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"? 30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid 34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!" 35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it. 36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone. 37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store. 38. Just show a gun. 39.fire in the hole 40. order a mclurry then throw it at an employe 41. take a high powered pellet gun in
Flag 1. Smuggle Burger King food in. 2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?) 3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage. 4. Play a tape of dogs barking. 5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women. 6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan. 7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines 8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter. 9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means 10. Pretend you have turrets. 11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?" 12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't. 13. Ask for a "Burger king special" 14. Be a redheaded farm girl 15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal 16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef"" 17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..." 18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters" 19. Get water instead of a soda 20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options 21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs... 22. Walk in wearing a bikini. 23. Order a Wopper. 24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac." 25. Start a sing along. 26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place. 27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry. 28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger! 29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"? 30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid 34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!" 35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it. 36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone. 37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store. 38. Just show a gun. 39.fire in the hole 40. order a mclurry then throw it at an employe 41. take a high powered pellet gun in 42. punch some people
1. Smuggle Burger King food in. 2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?) 3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage. 4. Play a tape of dogs barking. 5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women. 6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan. 7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines 8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter. 9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means 10. Pretend you have turrets. 11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?" 12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't. 13. Ask for a "Burger king special" 14. Be a redheaded farm girl 15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal 16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef"" 17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..." 18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters" 19. Get water instead of a soda 20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options 21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs... 22. Walk in wearing a bikini. 23. Order a Wopper. 24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac." 25. Start a sing along. 26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place. 27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry. 28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger! 29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"? 30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid 34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!" 35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it. 36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone. 37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store. 38. Just show a gun. 39.fire in the hole 40. order a mclurry then throw it at an employe 41. take a high powered pellet gun in 42. Walk in naked and go sit at a kids table 43. punch some people i put tilor in it
1. Smuggle Burger King food in. 2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?) 3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage. 4. Play a tape of dogs barking. 5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women. 6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan. 7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines 8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter. 9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means 10. Pretend you have turrets. 11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?" 12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't. 13. Ask for a "Burger king special" 14. Be a redheaded farm girl 15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal 16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef"" 17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..." 18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters" 19. Get water instead of a soda 20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options 21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs... 22. Walk in wearing a bikini. 23. Order a Wopper. 24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac." 25. Start a sing along. 26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place. 27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry. 28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger! 29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"? 30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid 34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!" 35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it. 36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone. 37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store. 38. Just show a gun. 39.fire in the hole 40. order a mclurry then throw it at an employe 41. take a high powered pellet gun in 42. Walk in naked and go sit at a kids table 43. Punch some people 44. Tell the cashier he is fat
1. Smuggle Burger King food in. 2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?) 3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage. 4. Play a tape of dogs barking. 5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women. 6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan. 7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines 8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter. 9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means 10. Pretend you have turrets. 11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?" 12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't. 13. Ask for a "Burger king special" 14. Be a redheaded farm girl 15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal 16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef"" 17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..." 18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters" 19. Get water instead of a soda 20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options 21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs... 22. Walk in wearing a bikini. 23. Order a Wopper. 24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac." 25. Start a sing along. 26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place. 27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry. 28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger! 29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"? 30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid 34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!" 35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it. 36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone. 37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store. 38. Just show a gun. 39.fire in the hole 40. order a mclurry then throw it at an employe 41. take a high powered pellet gun in 42. Walk in naked and go sit at a kids table 43. Punch some people 44. Tell the cashier he is fat 45. pee in your pants
