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277. Eat a burger with an open mouth over somebody's food.

278.take your dogs,cats and hold a shotgun and shoot everyone

CBA to read all of them, I'll just assume this isn't there.

279. When they ask "Can I take your order?", say "No, it's mine!". If they ask you to leave the line, hug the person behind you and yell "WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE TOGETHER!". Extra funny if it's a stranger.

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281. give the manager aids

282.Say "wheres the service i ordered in 1994"

283. Ask why they use sh** instead of meat.

284. Ask for a McDLT. Or any other item that has been discontinued.

285. Order a Burger take it into the toilet sh!t on it rub the sh!t on the burger and take it back and say you order ketchup not brown sauce

287. Bring a chemistry set and start mixing dangerous chemicals at the counter.

288.When they refuse to give you a Large Milkshake with your Happy Meal hold a Walkie-Talkie to your ear and say 'Fire the ICBM'.

289. Stab the cashier with a knife, then go around killing customers with a chainsaw, guts splattering everywhere. And make sure that you block all the exits so that nobody escapes. >

290. Say Mc before you order anything...Example:
Can I have a Mc Happy Meal with a Mc large fries, and a mc coke?

291.Run into the McDonalds and scream...'BURGERKING PWNS YOU ****ING NOOBS GET A LIFE!!!!!!'....

293. while you order when you get the food just eat it all at the counter really fast and shove the food in your mouth then jump onto the counter raise your shirt and do the truffle shuffle