Completely and utterly based off "1001 ways to get kicked out of Wall Mart" but with a different setting. Same basic rules as the famous game.
I, of course, will start...
1. Smuggle Burger King food in. 2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?) 3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage. 4. Play a tape of dogs barking.
295. Go to a McDonald's in India and order a steak sandwich. In any other country, the clerk would just merely reply that they don't carry steak sandwiches at McDonald's (unless for some reason they do), but India is special.
310: Remotely hack into their website and change their official logo to the Burger King's head. 311: Remotely hack into their website and change their official logo to Wendy's head.