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314d1
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Completely and utterly based off "1001 ways to get kicked out of Wall Mart" but with a different setting. Same basic rules as the famous game.

I, of course, will start...

1. Smuggle Burger King food in.
2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?)
3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage.
4. Play a tape of dogs barking.

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Ernie15
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295. Go to a McDonald's in India and order a steak sandwich. In any other country, the clerk would just merely reply that they don't carry steak sandwiches at McDonald's (unless for some reason they do), but India is special.

rick073
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296. run in with a spartan costume,block the exits, scream 'THIS IS SPARTA' then start killin everyone with macdonalds utensals

puppyguy1
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297. When you order a happy meal complain that you asked for large fries then run into the kitchen and devour the fries...

IceClaw247
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298. dress up as a clown and start making the kids cry

puppyguy1
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299.Fire an ICBM at the McDonald's when they refuse to give you a free CocaCola (TM) glass because summer is over...

ug5151
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300. Fart on the Cashier

kingjac11
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301.Slap all the customers

killbynight
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302. run in and say to evry one 6 time that "my sppooooonnn is to big....MY SPOOOONN is to BIG!!

MrNuke
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303: Eat a kitten.
304: Eat a puppy.
305: Eat a cow that doesnt belong to them.

Razerules
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306.By reviving threads on there computers! :3

nSirNath
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307: Go into the kitched and play a tape of Gordon Ramsey swearing xD

tickflea98
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308: Eat all of their Big Macs to make sure nobody else can get one.

darkrai097
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309: Throwing fish and chainsaws at customers.

tickflea98
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310: Remotely hack into their website and change their official logo to the Burger King's head.
311: Remotely hack into their website and change their official logo to Wendy's head.

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312: order a cheeseburger without cheese, meat, and a bun, but with mustard and ketchup

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