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314d1
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Completely and utterly based off "1001 ways to get kicked out of Wall Mart" but with a different setting. Same basic rules as the famous game.

I, of course, will start...

1. Smuggle Burger King food in.
2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?)
3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage.
4. Play a tape of dogs barking.

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JalapenoFez
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313. Say to the manager "Oh sorry, i thought this was fat camp"

emmalouc1
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314. Jump on a table and scream, "FREE FOOD AT BURGER KING FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!! COME ON LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD

JalapenoFez
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315. Say you wanted less ugly in your burger

rick073
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316. ask for food that wont kill you after u take a bite out of it

JalapenoFez
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317. Ask for somebody who hasn't ate all the food

tangramfool
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318. jump round the back of the counter, take your shirt off, put it in the vat, put it back on, then run around yelling IM A MUSLIM BAT!!!

mdv96
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319. Show up with a salad...

Ghgt99
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320.Burn a picture of Ronald McDonald, jump up on a table and start singing Real N*gga roll call by Lil Jon and Ice Cube.

deathopper
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321. "Can I has my free Cheesburger? It's Caturday, that means I can has my free cheeseburger."

espadaxin2
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322. go to the manager and tell him burger king is awesome and mcdonalds is for ***s

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Ask what is in the so called beef

Marios2
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324.Get on a table and dance like a clown

jdoggparty
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325. Say Mac Donald's instead of McDonalds.

sk8brder246
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. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't.


sorry this is a little late but that is hilarious
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327. Steal the (insert a wellfare-organisation here) donation box.

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