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ikaku1
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I thought this would be fun.
In this game you are in a bear's cave. The bear is asleep. You can do almost anything you want in the cave but you can only declare one action per post. For each action a die will be rolled to see whether you woke the bear or not. 6 = epic win, 1 = epic fail and some freak accident occurs, you wake the bear and get eaten which means you can't post until a new page. The greedier, i steal 1000000000 diamonds from the cave, or stupider, i poke the bear with a sharp stick, you get the more likely i am to skip the roll and go straight to the freak accident. There are only two rules, 1. no double posting, and 2. keep the actions around a PG-13 level so a mod doesn't shut this thread down. And the game begins...


NOW

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spartandestroyer
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i unstun the bear and use digital blast.

effects of a successful digital blast.

destruction of an enemy.
repurposement of an enemy.
a gravity well which stops your enemy from moving.
major paralasys.
a vampiric effect.
decapacitation of everyone and everything nearby.

armortycoon
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lol so many posts i just can't keep up with...
can we just restart from the last time i posted?

spartandestroyer
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ok.

i wonder why the skeleton in the corner is moving...

spartandestroyer
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(pulls out bucket of lava)

that skeleton is a spy!

(pours lava on the skeleton)

rivercrab01
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I explain that inside the skeleton was actually the bears cub, who you just killed. Niiiiice going.

amorboy
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you guys are ruining the game stop it !

spartandestroyer
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um...

(quickly activates the dead ringer and gets the hell outta the cave via any way possible)

(including going into hell)

Squiddicus
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after getting up, I fell into a pit and broke my femur.

IBakedYouAPie
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Nomad

I throw a javelin into the bears face

armortycoon
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@spartandestroyer you roll a 2.
the bear chases you out of the cave before you could pour lava over the skeleton.

@rivercrab01 you roll a 6.
Congratulations, you just saved a cub from melting! the bear thanks you dearly

armortycoon
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@Squiddicus you roll a 4.
you fell in but the pit was strangely full of pillows.

@IBakedYouAPie your roll a 1.
you fail so badly that it ricochets of the walls and skewers you square in the heart

acmed
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I play scrabble with the bear with a bowl of popcorn.

armortycoon
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@acmed you roll a 3.
the bear has almost no English vocabulary knowledge, so she feels like you cheated and she didn't ask for any popcorn

spartandestroyer
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i pull out an oxford dictionary and throw it back into the cave without bothering to see where it lands. and also build a big wall around me.

armortycoon
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@spartandestroyer you roll a 4
you build the wall but you threw the dictionary square in the bear's head.

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