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ikaku1
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I thought this would be fun.
In this game you are in a bear's cave. The bear is asleep. You can do almost anything you want in the cave but you can only declare one action per post. For each action a die will be rolled to see whether you woke the bear or not. 6 = epic win, 1 = epic fail and some freak accident occurs, you wake the bear and get eaten which means you can't post until a new page. The greedier, i steal 1000000000 diamonds from the cave, or stupider, i poke the bear with a sharp stick, you get the more likely i am to skip the roll and go straight to the freak accident. There are only two rules, 1. no double posting, and 2. keep the actions around a PG-13 level so a mod doesn't shut this thread down. And the game begins...


NOW

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acmed
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Me and the bear have sing a long with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

spartandestroyer
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i grab goddand and tear him apart using the same tactic that he broke my wall with. once that is done i set fire to him and pour lava on him. after that i stab him with an obsidion dagger and slice him up with a diamond claymore.

acmed
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O_0

Ummmmmm... *Dials 911*

spartandestroyer
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(aims in the direction of the phone with an acid syringe gun and fires repeatedly)

(after i run out of syringes i pull out a crossbow and load it with bomb bolts using the bomb bolts as a follow-up to the syringes)

acmed
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*Rolls in the fetal position in corner*

godandd
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*dodges everyblow spartan destroyer throws at me*

*backstabs spartandestroyer*

armortycoon
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i'll go with your first posts.

@godandd you roll a 1.
you are so clumsy at spying that you trip and hit an explosive with your face.

@spartandestroyer you roll a 6.
you loterally turn godandd into dust.
btw where do you get all the weapons?

@acmed you roll a 3.
The Governator does not want any part of this and escapes in a choppah

spartandestroyer
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i carry them. i dont know why but i have a big inventory.

also i go mining far down for diamonds and dungeons.

acmed
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I dance to "Surfin Bird" and gesture the bear to dance with me.

sonicheroes95
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i cut acmed's music and just put on "Through the Fire and Flames"

godandd
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because my post was on the last page, am i not aloud to do anything in this one?

armortycoon
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@spartandestroyer you roll a 6.
you find skeletons, diamonds, and even a dragon nest far below the cave.

@acmed you roll a 5.
the bear enjoys the dancing and music.

@sonicheroes95 you roll a 2.
the bear is not a fan of rock and chases you out of the cave.

@godandd you are correct.

i get a feeling this cave is not just a cave.

spartandestroyer
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hmm...

i think i might find out more about the skeletons soon. but first i think i need some armor... (examines total number of diamonds) if i have enough to make a pickaxe and a breatplate then i could get a hat and some pants and boots out of some leather and find out MOAR about the skellies... i hope they are DEAD skellies...

sonicheroes95
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... ok, can i run in to get myself eaten, and substitute with spartandestroyer?

armortycoon
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@spartandestroyer you roll a 3.
you get a hat and some boots and you uncover a stone door, although when you try opening it, the bear overhears the door opening.

@sonicheroes95 you can join spartandestroyer.
you roll a 4.
you successfully join spartandestroyer.

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