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ikaku1
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I thought this would be fun.
In this game you are in a bear's cave. The bear is asleep. You can do almost anything you want in the cave but you can only declare one action per post. For each action a die will be rolled to see whether you woke the bear or not. 6 = epic win, 1 = epic fail and some freak accident occurs, you wake the bear and get eaten which means you can't post until a new page. The greedier, i steal 1000000000 diamonds from the cave, or stupider, i poke the bear with a sharp stick, you get the more likely i am to skip the roll and go straight to the freak accident. There are only two rules, 1. no double posting, and 2. keep the actions around a PG-13 level so a mod doesn't shut this thread down. And the game begins...


NOW

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spartandestroyer
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...and maybe a roof could help...

(sound of building)

armortycoon
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@spartandestroyer you roll a 5.
you build a complex bulletproof roof.

godandd
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I stand 500 feet from that thing shoot it in the head with a sniper rifle and get on a bush plane and get off the ground.

godandd
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Nvm i dont shoot the bear and give her a dictuanary and a basic ABC book.

acmed
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I kidnap his food and put it in my freezer.

armortycoon
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@godandd you roll a 6.
you get the bear hooked on phonics. it now knows basic language.

@acmed you roll a 4.
you grab at least half of the food. the other half is spoiled.

Squiddicus
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I try to climb out, but I cause the pit to fall in.

acmed
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I give the bear a bear hug.

armortycoon
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@Squiddicus you roll a 3.
you fall and break your legs.
What's with you and hurting yourself?

@acmed you roll a 4.
the bear urges you to stop hugging her.

Denchot
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I start juggling raw steaks

armortycoon
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@Denchot you roll a 3.
the bear is tempted to eat the steaks, so she takes the steaks shortly after you start juggling.

sonicheroes95
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i give the bear lots of fish.

godandd
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I break down the wall that spartan destroyer built.

armortycoon
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@sonicheroes95 you roll a 1.
the bear hates the meat of the species of fish you brought, so she eats you instead.

@godandd you roll a 5.
you break it into medium-sized chunks that can barely still be used.

godandd
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lol spartan destroyer will be so mad now! I go and spy on spartan destroyer.

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