Ahh...life is good. Life is grand. The world is your oyster. Or...er...it would be. See, there is no universe. So it can't really be your mollusk, my Lord. Ahh, please don't disintegrate me! What I meant to say was, there is no universe yet. I'm sure that as omnipotent and benevolent as you are, you'll be able to create it soon enough. Oh, did I forget to mention that you're an immortal deity, a god? Oh yes, well, I suppose the technical term is mortally challenged, but you know what I mean, sir. And I'm your servant. Er, actually, I'm one of two, but I'm the better servant my lord. Okay, that's enough. I've had it. I can't let this dolt do the talking any longer, twisting everything around. Let's make one thing clear; you may be the all-powerful deity around here, but I am your best servant, not Kiss-*** McGrovelpants over there. Capische? And we're your welcoming committee. So, yeah. Welcome to the universe. You idiot, that's not enough! This one's brand-new to the universe, remember? We need to explain everything first. *sigh* Fine...I still don't know what I did to deserve welcoming committee duty. It may have had something to do with how you insulted Zeus and Yahweh at the same time.... What? No one knew about that but...you. You tattled, you coward! I'm sorry about this one, my Lord. He's just stupid. HEY! You know what Yahweh said; thou shalt not lie. Or something like that. I was just telling the truth! Now, here's the deal, your Omnipotence, you're a brand-new god in a brand-new universe. See, there are a lot of universes in all the dimensions. He is correct, your All-Knowingness. There are several universes; you rule but one. Not that this encroaches on your all-encompassing power, of course, my Lord, but- Well, it kind of does, actually. See, for each universe there is a god or gods who rule over it. And unfortunately, being that you're such a young god, you don't have a lot of influence in the pantheon; that's the tribunal of gods that reviews each others' work. Although I'm sure you'll soon gain influence, my Lord, as soon as they see your divine beauty and omniscient power! Shut up and let me finish, dummkopf. As I was saying, the tribunal is all the gods in all the dimensions gathered together. They meet once every score of years- That's twenty years, my Lord. Be quiet and let me finish. As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, the pantheon meets once every two decades to review each others' work and check up on dimensional progress. Now, the tribunal doesn't support either good or evil; anything you want to do in your universe, you can do. But you have to follow the rules set by the tribunal; basically, do what the tribunal says or they'll kick your ***. Well...it could have been presented in a slightly less vulgar way, but yes, that is true, my Lord. But that isn't important. Unless there's some sort of revolution, you needn't worry about the pantheon. You can create planets, solar systems, nebulae, stars, creatures, technology, and so much more, my Lord. All you must do is think it, and it will be. The dunce got it, except that he forgot about worship. Basically, the more worship you have, the more influence you will have in the pantheon and the more power you will have over your universe. Now that you know all this, you can start building your universe. Good luck my Lord, and we'll be here if you need any help.
i make another world that spins super fast (to make life of living things faster) and put hoomen on it with everything i put in the last planet so evolution there will happen faster
Name:Tom Razer Gender:Male Universe: Spiral Galaxy, Stars, 6 Habitable Planets, Nebula, 8 Solar Systems, Asteroids, Comets, Meteoroid. Planet Structures: Clouds, Water, Mountains, Ores/Minerals, Atmosphere, Weather, Cliffs/Canyons, Volcanos, Islands, Oceans, Lakes, Rivers, Continents. Planet Life Forms(Plants): Grass, apple tree,lemon tree,banana tree,oak trees,blackberry bush,raspberry bush,pine tree,coconut tree,palm trees,walnut trees,carrots,beans,eggplants, daisies,roses and tulips. Planet Life Forms(animals): Humans, Rabbits, deer, bears, wolves, cows, chickens,pigs, horses, fish, octopi,robins, hawks, worms, spiders, scorpions, monkeys, gorillas, cats,dogs, parrots, lions, elephants, warthogs and squirrels. Life Form Structures: Club[humans].
Not yet.I add the humans a bigger and better brain. I also add the cycle of water(Sun heats water which makes steam which makes clouds which rain and on and on). I also add the way of population(Female with Male in bed).
.... so? i saw it on an episode of star trek the planet spun so fast that when they sent the holographic doctor (i think it was voyager) down after an hour of fixing the teleporters it had been four years already
Well yes. A full revolution would be one year, but the aging of the people on the planet doesn't change that way. So like, if 1 earth year was 20 other-planet years, then instead of living 50 years on Earth, they would live 100 years on the other planet. It's the exact same amount of time, just split up differently. But yeah, you make a fast orbiting planet. If it spun fast, then it would have short days, not short years.
i make the Zerg!(basiclly ravinous creatures that want to kill all humans. BUT THERES NO HUMANS HERE!!!)what type of zerg? ...hmmmmmm... ill make some drones first.(drones are the miners and builders of the hive)
Anyway. I add a creature called Tamana.Its a fly that lives in groups.Very tasty.Hangs about anywhere in the world.They do not attack. I also add waterfalls and more flowers.Those are Lily and hibicus.
