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Fortunately, a hero by the name of Nothing arises and stops them in their tracks.

Unfortunately, after being bathed in the Mammoths' dark blood, Nothing turns into an anger-fueled antihero, steals the girl and runs off.

fortunately, the girl is actually a doll

Unfortunately, Nothing successfully manages to transform the doll into a human girl.

Fortunately, that is actually a good thing, since she would mercilessly destroy the world if she became a human girl o.o

Unfortunately- Hey, wait a minute... Nothing transformed the girl into a human... She would mercilessly destroy the world if she became a girl...

Oh, no.

Fortunately, the now human girl had a change of heart and decided to spare the world from her wrath and use her new powers to fight crime instead. She convinces Nothing to join her and they are now boyfriend/girlfriend.

Unfortunately, I lost track of what the hell we were going on about, can we start again?

Fortunately, yes, we can

Unfortunately, I have no ideas to get us started again.

Unfortunately, you were being chased by a giant vulture.

Fortunately, it didn't want you dead.

Unfortunately, it did almost kill you anyway

Fortunately, you remembered about your anti-bird whistle just in time to scare away the vulture.

Unfortunately, it scares away vultures because it attracts Giant, Bloodthirsty Wrens.