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Fortunately, the wrens are bloodthirsty, yes, but not for human blood

Unfortunately, you are a vulture

Unfortunately, that doesn't mean you're safe. Even though the wrens are smaller, there are many of them, and they can still attack, hurt and maybe even kill you .-.

Fortunately, you have laser vision that can literally kill wrens on sight.

Unfortunately, laser vision is on cooldown

Unfortunately, you are out of 200$ custom-tooled cartridges made specifically for the WrenKillah2000!

Fortunately, the wrens are considerate enough to wait and let you go to the store to buy more.

Unfortunately, the store went out of business just moments before arriving and was the only store that sold these cartridges.

Unfortunately, you still need to buy the cartridges. You only have $3...

Fortunately, you did a bake sale that raised enough money to buy the cartridges.

Unfortunately, you still have to go to the bank to withdraw the money

Fortunately, you can pay with your credit card

Fortunately, I've borrowed a friend's credit card, which has a limit of 1000$

Unfortunately, it only works with his signature, not yours.

Fortunately, he's there to sign for you.