as it seems like say a chuck norris joke & at the end say POW thus HIT ME with the best chuck norris joke you got.ill start chuck norris doesn't fall out of a boat he attacks the water.
chuck norris's tears can cure cancer but chuck norris is to manly to cry. POW!
when you write to Google "Where is Chuck Norris now?", and click "I feel luck", you'll see thatGoogle won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.POW
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants
Chuck Norris doesnt have a watch. He decides what time is it. POW
when water hits chuck norris when he jumps of a boat that isnt a splash thats the water trying to get away.
Chuck Norris once was in a fight so intense he accidentaly lost one of his balls. It is now known as Jupiter. POW
Chuck Norris= MC2Because Chuck Norris is Pure Energy!
Shooting stars are just people that chuck kicked into space
Dragons breath fire. Chuck Norris breaths dragons. POW!
Chuck Norris once had a street named after him but they had to change it back shortly after because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives. POW!
Young kids often check under their beds and in their closets for the Boogeyman. He does that searching for Chuck Norris. POW!
It wasn't the Eyjafjallajoekull who erupted in Iceland in 2010, it was Chuck Norris sitting in the crater and smoking a cigar. POW.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience. POW!
There is no Ctrl button on Chuck's keyboard. Chuck Norris is always under control. POW!
there are aliens out there...they just know better then to come to a planet that chuck norris is on. POW
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