as it seems like say a chuck norris joke & at the end say POW thus HIT ME with the best chuck norris joke you got.ill start chuck norris doesn't fall out of a boat he attacks the water.
chuck norris played team fortress 2 and he chose to play the class... SAXTON HALE!
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamasChuck Norris does not wear a watch. He decides what time it isChuck Norris makes onions cryChuck Norris can divide by zeroWhen Google can not find something, it asks Chuck NorrisIn a normal room, there are on average 1242 items with which Chuck Norris can kill you, including the room itself (XD)Chuck Norris can encircle his enemies. AloneChuck Norris can strangle you with a wireless phoneChuck Norris has finished Super Mario Bros. without jumpingAn eagle can read a newspaper at 1400 meters. Chuck Norris can turn the pageWhen Chuck Norris uses Windows, it does not crashChuck Norris finishes without ANY pokemon. Chuck Norris does not need anyoneChuck Norris plays 'Play Station' without a TV, because he finds it too easyChuck Norris nudges his buddy on MSN, the guy's house collapsed!Only Chuck Norris has managed to draw a line to the endOn November 9, 1989 Chuck Norris wanted to go stock up on vodka in East Berlin. He met with a wall ... the rest is historyOne day, PowerRangers met Chuck Norris. Now they are called TeletubbiesChuck Norris's house has an alarm: not to prevent Chuck Norris from thieves, but to prevent thieves from Chuck NorrisChuck Norris knows a shorter route than the straight lineWhen Chuck Norris eats a Kinder Surprise, there is a PS3 inside
you know how you can pee your name in snow? chuck norris can pee his name in concrete.he pees acid?
Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tenisChuck Norris heard nothing could kill him , so he found nothing and killed him.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can hear a pin drop across the room. POW!
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