as it seems like say a chuck norris joke & at the end say POW thus HIT ME with the best chuck norris joke you got.ill start chuck norris doesn't fall out of a boat he attacks the water.
Chuck Norris can have both legs on the ground and kick *** at the same time
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. Pow!
chuck norris can never have a heart attack,because his heart isint stupid enough to attack him. POW
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo's hiding. POW!
Chuck Norri has cowboy boots that are made of real cowboys
chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird.so HA.
Wonder why Pluto is so far from the Sun? Chuck Norris put it there. POW
Chuck norris isn't afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris, POW
There is not theory of evolution just a list of species that chuck norris let live. POW! *****
When Perseus cut off Medusa's head, that was Chuck Norris, doing undercover ops. POW
chuck norris can start a fire with a magnifying glass,at night. POW!!
Wondering what happened to the dinosaurs? Chuck Norris wen back in time, and killed every single one before the meterite was past Mars. POW
heard of mass effect? that is what the world thought when chuck norris was born POW!
why chuck norris hasnt got children? Chuck norris killt evry girl with his penis! POW!
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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