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Mooooooo
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Mooooooo
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The Game

In this game, unlike all others, you have to kill yourself! But don't think it's that easy, because...just watch the example!

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Example

Person: I make a rope, and hang my head on it, so I die.
Host: The rope snaps, you failed to kill yourself.

Person: I aim a gun at my head and fire!
Host: The gun jams.

Person: I throw a grenade at the ground and wait for it to explode.
Host: You wait, wait, wait, but it doesn't explode, you then realize you forgot to cook the grenade...so Fail!

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Victory Conditions
-Kill yourself with an idea that cannot be reflected like in the examples.
-The first guy who will kill himself is the new host of the game.

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Let's begin then!

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spartandestroyer
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i set fire to myself while repeating the action i did before with auto-turrets that shoot anyone and anything that moves. including me. derp. and i do it in real life. in a desert. while stuck in lava. that is surrounded by leak-proof walls. made out of super powerful material that cant melt. or burn. or mix with the lava. and even the floor is made of it.

AwesomeB
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@AwesomeB

it turns out to be you were deaming


You can say that to anything, that should be illegal.
EmperorPalpatine
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Use a time machine to go back to August 6th 1945 and stand in the middle of Hiroshima.

godandd
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Nomad

I throw a grenade on the ground and i remember to **** it and i wait.

AwesomeB
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The ground is stereotypical movie quicksand and engulfs the grenade.

I lock myself and throw away the key and weld the door to the wall in an airtight room underground 50 miles below sea level and there's a truck revving it's engine in the room and I'm stabbing myself with a knife, and I'm covered in gasoline, and smoking 10 cigars at once.

godandd
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Awsome you dont say the reasult the host does.

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