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Mooooooo
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Mooooooo
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The Game

In this game, unlike all others, you have to kill yourself! But don't think it's that easy, because...just watch the example!

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Example

Person: I make a rope, and hang my head on it, so I die.
Host: The rope snaps, you failed to kill yourself.

Person: I aim a gun at my head and fire!
Host: The gun jams.

Person: I throw a grenade at the ground and wait for it to explode.
Host: You wait, wait, wait, but it doesn't explode, you then realize you forgot to cook the grenade...so Fail!

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Victory Conditions
-Kill yourself with an idea that cannot be reflected like in the examples.
-The first guy who will kill himself is the new host of the game.

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Let's begin then!

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Patrick2011
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Victory Conditions
-Kill yourself with an idea that cannot be reflected like in the examples.
-The first guy who will kill himself is the new host of the game.


So basically, the position of host transfers to anyone that can make an unreflectable attempt. Here's my attempt:

I stab myself with a knife.
Fun2and4all
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Nomad

To bad you stabed your hand and are in a hospital.

I jump in to a pool of paranas.

spartandestroyer
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Nomad

the paranas have been fed very recently and arent hungry.

i stab chuck norris with a muramasa blade.

bryceop
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Nomad

justin beaber takes the blade

i force notch to cancel minecraft updates

bryceop
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Nomad

justin beaber takes the blade

i force notch to cancel minecraft updates

ScouseWarrior
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Nomad

Dude, don't double post /\\

But the Minecraft is realised on Xbox 360.

I jump of a block of flats which has 50 Floors, I jump of the roof and land on a peice of glass which hits, me in the head.

DarthNerd
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Nomad

Guys, YOU dont tell the above fail how it fails, the CREATOR does. And once some one wins, then THEY tell how everyone else fails!

ScouseWarrior
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Nomad

Two things wrong with your post. It's a troll and the host never told us to wait for him to make him fail he just does it as a example.

acmed
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Nomad

I go to space and take of my space suit and jump out

p1a2r3i4s5
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Nomad

Two things wrong with your post. It's a troll and the host never told us to wait for him to make him fail he just does it as a example.
1. So, your post was not trolling. Right...
2. Oh, but he did say the host of the game will be canceling others' attempts. And he is that host, until he appoints another one (which will happen once someone finds a way to kill themselves without having the current host canceling their attempts).

I run into a tornado.
acmed
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Nomad

Tornado throws you into a pillow factory a mile away, and the tornado disintegrates

acmed
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acmed
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Nomad

Sorry to double post, forgot to add my suicide

I go into space and jump out of the rocket without my suit on

sonicheroes95
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you however, forgot you can breath in space vita rule of funny.

i stand right next to shadow the hedgehog as he does chaos blast.

acmed
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Nomad

vita rule of funny.


WHAT!?!?!?

i stand right next to shadow the hedgehog as he does chaos blast.


Police supervising shoots the hedgehog down right when he hit your face
ScouseWarrior
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No Suicide

I pay a hitman to do kill me and I tell him all of the information he needs where I live: etc

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