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I jump into a pit of lava wearing highly flammable clothing.

i throw two radioactive atoms at one single at with a supercomputer & 50 nerds as backup doing the calculations & stand inside the atom splitting chamber

I grab a grenade and I pull out the pin and shove it in my mouth and hold it in my mouth.

i shove crap in emperorpalpatines face.

@amorboy
Bravo. I can't counter that (just getting lazy)! You are the NEW HOST now. The rest of the posts below yours are YOUR PROBLEM NOW!

@spartandestroyer
You actually win the fight. Congratulations, you survive.

@Zyba
Yep; you end up spiraling into the ocean where you crash safely. You survive.

@amorboy
TFP got yours

@Subject403
No one was in the nest; it was deserted. You survive.

@kingjac11
Some nearby geologists drag you out and spray you with Cold Fire. You survive.


@Denchot
AMAZING! 2 Hydrogen atoms hit an Oxygen atom and created a particle of water near you! You survive.

@dechlan1
I'm getting bored so it was a dud.

@spartandestroyer
I put you in a coma and break both of your femurs, but you survive.

i said radioactive particle emperor not just hydrogen

@Denchot
Some isotopes of hydrogen are radioactive. It's still one radioactive water molecule. You survive.

@Denchot
Found it! It's called titrated water and can be found in aged wines.

i go through a meat grinder that someone left on that generates its own power to power itself.

well guys emperorpalpatine sed i am the new host soo i try to stop you guys from killing your self

@spartandestroyer
you go trough the meat grinder and lose one of your legs but befor you die a rescue team comes and saves you and makes you a new leg so you can walk again

you survive

I rap myself up in TNT and detonate it.

I jump off a ledge in an unknown planet that has no life forms on it at all, and no one will ever discover it, and the ledge is 100 feet tall, and at the bottom is 100000 miles of spikes, and if i somehow stop moving/fallling the whole planet explodes and if i survive i will then suffocate in space and i am radioactive so if anyone or anything comes near me they incinerate and there are no planets near to land on and i am COMPLETELY alone.

@ug5151

the TNT dosnt work they are all fake you survive

@riptizod101

oh did you forgot the spaceship that taked you here is back and the commander of spaceship that is radioactive to comes and save you the crew is wearing anti radioactive suit so they can save you and the planet didnt explode cause the radioactive that was on you gave the planet a power so it can live for more time

you survive

@armorboy

who ever said i came here by space ship maybe i flew here with my awesome internet powers. :P