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Mooooooo
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Nomad

The Game

In this game, unlike all others, you have to kill yourself! But don't think it's that easy, because...just watch the example!

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Example

Person: I make a rope, and hang my head on it, so I die.
Host: The rope snaps, you failed to kill yourself.

Person: I aim a gun at my head and fire!
Host: The gun jams.

Person: I throw a grenade at the ground and wait for it to explode.
Host: You wait, wait, wait, but it doesn't explode, you then realize you forgot to cook the grenade...so Fail!

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Victory Conditions
-Kill yourself with an idea that cannot be reflected like in the examples.
-The first guy who will kill himself is the new host of the game.

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Let's begin then!

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spartandestroyer
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Nomad

i cut open my ribcage and slice my heart out while standing FAR away from anyone or anywhere.

ug5151
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I crash an airliner into a gas station that is also near a gas refinery.

Denchot
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screw it i jump into a vat of toxic waste swallow 15 different bottles of perscription medication drink 20 bottles of vodka swallow the toxic waste & go to sleep in the canister

xAyjAy
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i drink or eat nothing for two weeks, im alone in my house and no one knows where i am.

016Bramble
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I jump into Kilauea without any protective gear or connections to the outside.

R4000
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I kill myself in a top-secret, fail-safe way.

mrTrippy
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You forget the plan a you and mess yourself up badly.

I kill myself by over dose of heroine.

jacksonghuntington
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Turns out that the guy selling you the heroine was a con and it was all powdered sugar.

I kill myself by smothering myself with a pillow.

Bluydee
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You lose the pillow first.


i CALL UPON A FLASH MOB TO ATTACK ME..

EmperorPalpatine
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Jester

[amorboy is supposed to be answering these because he's the host but since he's abandoned this thread...]

They simply surround you and flash you (expose themselves) which stuns you, but you survive.

I jump off of the Empire State Building.

AwesomeB
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You jumped off the first floor.

I lock myself and throw away the key and weld the door to the wall in an airtight room underground 50 miles below sea level and there's a truck revving it's engine in the room and I'm stabbing myself with a knife and some guy is firing a gun at me.

EmperorPalpatine
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The guy shoots the knife out of your hand. The room full of air, which is less dense than water, floats to the surface. The Coast Guard finds the room, cuts it open, and saves you. The truck was in neutral and did nothing.

I am in this rocket when it blows up...
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVeFkakURXM]

EmperorPalpatine
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Jester

(whoops forgot to close it!)

AwesomeB
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Nomad

I said I was underground...

amorboy
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Shepherd

sorry guys i am back my computer was brocken and ...

@spartandestroyer

you do it but a green light apears and some little green guys come out and say your DNA cool we cant let you die they save you


@ug5151

it turns out the plane you were riding was a simulator


@Denchot

god gets angery and saves you and takes you a safe place and he sez i will make your life mizrebell from now but i wont let you die

@xAyjAy

after two weeks the door breaks a bunch of soldiers come and give you food and than they say join us to fight for freedom the world war 3 has started !!!

@016Bramble

a choper comes from air and saves you you lose one leg but they save you

@R4000

yep you forget to plan how you kill your self

@mrTrippy

docters come and save you . you are in bad mode but you are saven

@jacksonghuntington

You lose the pillow first. as bluydee sed

@Bluydee

you die but ... wait a secend you were playing a movie you survive

@EmperorPalpatine

a choper comes and save you in air

@AwesomeB

it turns out to be you were deaming

@EmperorPalpatine

sorry but you werent in the rocket you gone mad and you are in the hospital and you were thinking that you were in the rocket the docter sez to you dont watch youtube movies and gives you a pill

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