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This is a spin-off of Life RPG. except Bettah!


You go through your Life page by page... Each page is 2 Years. once you get to age 14, we lower the rate to one year per page.
You are supposed to play as you would in real life... (wait, did that make ANY sense at all???)



You will Pick a Gender then Take the Quiz.


Male:

1) Are you strong?

1. Yes, i am macho man. 8 Strength, 6 Flexibility
2. Above Adverege... 6 Strength, 7 Flexibility
3. Not really... 4 Strength, 2 Flexibility
4. I cant see my toes. 2 Strength, 2 Flexibility

2) Are You Smart?

1. Yes, Im a Nerd. 9 Smarts, -1 Strength, 8 Problem Solving.
2. I skipped a Grade. 7 Smarts, 7 Problem Solving
3. i know the Basics.. 5 Smarts, 6 Problem Solving
4. F is my best Freind 2 Smarts, 3 Problem Solving


3) are you cool-looking

1. Ladies love me 8 Looks
2. ehhh.. im sorta cool.6 Looks
3. i get my own free space!!!! 4 Looks
4. im Fat, im FAAAT! 2 Looks, -1 Flexibility


4) are you lazy?

1. Hell Yeah! 2 Convince
2. Sorta.... 4 Convince
3. I am active All Day. 7 Convince
4. I Have Forty Chores.. and i do them. 10 Convince


5) are you Mature?

1. i act like a wise 60 year-old. 9 Maturity, 8 Responsibility
2.call me 15... when im 5.. 7 Maturity, 7 Responsibility
3. BLAH BLAH BLAH YOU ARE STUPID. 2 Maturity, 6 Responsibility



For da Gahls


1) Are you convincing?


1. I can get any man to help with my math. 10 Looks
2. I see people Staring. 8 Looks
3. Im Adverege... 5 Looks
4. I have never been asked out, and im 18. 2 Looks


2) Are you smart?


1. Top of mah Class... Algebra. 8 Smarts
2. Im smarter then most kids. 6 Smarts
3. i get my Mom to help me... alot. 4 Smarts
4. i just let my slaves do it for me. 2 Smarts


3) Are you Mature?

1. i act like a wise 60 year-old. 8 Maturity, 7 Responsibility
2.call me 15... when im 5.. 7 Maturity, 7 Responsibility
3. BLAH BLAH BLAH YOU ARE STUPID. 2 Maturity, 6 Responsibility
4. I Take Peeks over the Stalls. 1 Maturity, 2 Responsibility



4) Strong?



1. i keep up with Chuck norris. 8 Strength, 7 Flexibility
2. Better then some guys and gals. 6 Strength, 6 Flexibility
3. Weak... But Guys help me. 4 Strength, 6 Flexibility


And ill let you choose the rest of the things i missed.





Name:
Age: 0
Gender:
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Bio: (add one sentence per page, starting on page 2.)
Desc: (wait till page two, we cant quite judge babies.)
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Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
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Strength: (Actually, let me change this, you can follow my chart up there, or you could allocate 50 points to anything here.)
Flexibility:
Looks:
Smarts:
Maturity:
Responsibility:
Convince:
Problem Solving:
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)





The Stats:


1: No Succeeding
2-4: Chance Of Partial Succeeding
5: Chance of Succeeding
6-8: High chance of Succeeding
9-10: Automatically Succeed.


Lets hope this Catches on














Remember Kids, Watch with This!
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Roty
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Name: Jessica Hanson
Age: 0
Gender: Female
--------
Bio: (add one sentence per page, starting on page 2.)
Desc: (wait till page two, we cant quite judge babies.)
--------
Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
--------
Strength: (Actually, let me change this, you can follow my chart up there, or you could allocate 50 points to anything here.)
Flexibility:
Looks:
Smarts:
Maturity:
Responsibility:
Convince:
Problem Solving:
--------
House: Parents Home (Two Story)

1) Are you convincing?
1. I can get any man to help with my math.

2) Are you smart?
1. Top of mah Class... Algebra.

3) Are you Mature?
2. Call me 15... when I am 5

4) Strong?
1. I keep up with Chuck Norris

LEAPretard
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actually, you can allocate 50 points to whatever but if you want...

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Name: Jessica Hanson
Age: 0
Gender: Female
--------
Bio: (add one sentence per page, starting on page 2.)
Desc: (wait till page two, we cant quite judge babies.)
--------
Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
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Strength: 8
Flexibility: 8
Looks: 7
Smarts: 4
Maturity: 3
Responsibility: 6
Convince: 6
Problem Solving: 8
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)

Okay...done!

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Name: Jan Solo
Age: 0
Gender: Female
--------
Bio: (add one sentence per page, starting on page 2.)
Desc: (wait till page two, we cant quite judge babies.)
--------
Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
--------
Strength:10
Flexibility:5
Looks:5
Smarts:5
Maturity:3
Responsibility:2
Convince:10
Problem Solving:10
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)


You wake up in a crib and bang your head against the wall. ouch. You start crying and your parents come in. You go back to sleep and wake up to find a stuffed animal in your crib.. Now what?


Name: Jessica Hanson
Age: 0
Gender: Female
--------
Bio: (add one sentence per page, starting on page 2.)
Desc: (wait till page two, we cant quite judge babies.)
--------
Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
--------
Strength: 8
Flexibility: 8
Looks: 7
Smarts: 4
Maturity: 3
Responsibility: 6
Convince: 6
Problem Solving: 8
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)

You wake up in your crib as your parents pull you out of it. You toto the kitchen and eat. They trie to feed you broccoli. Now what?

Roty
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Name: Jessica Hanson
Age: 0
Gender: Female
--------
Bio: (add one sentence per page, starting on page 2.)
Desc: (wait till page two, we cant quite judge babies.)
--------
Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
--------
Strength: 8
Flexibility: 8
Looks: 7
Smarts: 4
Maturity: 3
Responsibility: 6
Convince: 6
Problem Solving: 8
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)

No! I try to explain them that I hate broccoli but if they feed me with broccoli by force, I start to cry.

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Name: Jessica Hanson
Age: 0
Gender: Female
--------
Bio: (add one sentence per page, starting on page 2.)
Desc: (wait till page two, we cant quite judge babies.)
--------
Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
--------
Strength: 8
Flexibility: 8
Looks: 7
Smarts: 4
Maturity: 3
Responsibility: 6
Convince: 6
Problem Solving: 8
--------
House: Parents Home (Two Story)


You try to tell them you hate broccoli, unfortunately, all that comes out is " Bwa Bacjol Ha". Then you start crying. When you open your mouth to wail, they shove the broccoli up your mouth. You swallow it then do a Gigantic Fart.

Roty
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Name: Jessica Hanson
Age: 0
Gender: Female
--------
Bio: (add one sentence per page, starting on page 2.)
Desc: (wait till page two, we cant quite judge babies.)
--------
Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
--------
Strength: 8
Flexibility: 8
Looks: 7
Smarts: 4
Maturity: 3
Responsibility: 6
Convince: 6
Problem Solving: 8
--------
House: Parents Home (Two Story)

I crawl to my crib after that fart.

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Name: Jan Solo
Age: 0
Gender: Female
--------
Bio: (add one sentence per page, starting on page 2.)
Desc: (wait till page two, we cant quite judge babies.)
--------
Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
--------
Strength:10
Flexibility:5
Looks:5
Smarts:5
Maturity:3
Responsibility:2
Convince:10
Problem Solving:10
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House: Parents Home (Two Story) 


You play with your toy, then you fall asleep. You wake up to find you sitting in your stool. Your parents feed you baby food for breakfat, hen your dad takes you and you sit on his lap on the couch.. You feel a poop coming...

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Name: Jessica Hanson
Age: 0
Gender: Female
--------
Bio: (add one sentence per page, starting on page 2.)
Desc: (wait till page two, we cant quite judge babies.)
--------
Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
--------
Strength: 8
Flexibility: 8
Looks: 7
Smarts: 4
Maturity: 3
Responsibility: 6
Convince: 6
Problem Solving: 8
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)

Your Parents start laughing so hard. You crawl away... You reach your crib and try to get up. You fall and make a splat sound. You realize that you pooped in your pajamas. Your but now feels very warm.

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Name: Jessica Hanson
Age: 0
Gender: Female
--------
Bio: (add one sentence per page, starting on page 2.)
Desc: (wait till page two, we cant quite judge babies.)
--------
Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
--------
Strength: 8
Flexibility: 8
Looks: 7
Smarts: 4
Maturity: 3
Responsibility: 6
Convince: 6
Problem Solving: 8
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)

Your but now feels very warm.

lol....

Anyway, I crawl to my parents with a plan that they will smell me and hopefully change my diaper
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Name: Jan Solo
Age: 0
Gender: Female
--------
Bio: (add one sentence per page, starting on page 2.)
Desc: (wait till page two, we cant quite judge babies.)
--------
Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
--------
Strength:10
Flexibility:5
Looks:5
Smarts:5
Maturity:3
Responsibility:2
Convince:10
Problem Solving:10
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)


You block the poop. Your dad picks you up and spins you, you feel dizzy. You start crawling to the kitchen but you crash into the bookshelf. He thing lands on your back.

SKIP TO AGE TWO


You wake up and go to the kitchen. You just learned how to walk. But then you see a cat in the house.

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Name: Jessica Hanson
Age: 0
Gender: Female
--------
Bio: (add one sentence per page, starting on page 2.)
Desc: (wait till page two, we cant quite judge babies.)
--------
Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
--------
Strength: 8
Flexibility: 8
Looks: 7
Smarts: 4
Maturity: 3
Responsibility: 6
Convince: 6
Problem Solving: 8
--------
House: Parents Home (Two Story)


SKIP TO AGE TWO.

You wake up, and jump down onto the floor. You walk into the livingroom and find your dad sleeping there with a can of soda in his hand. Your mom is in the kitchen making a sandwich for you. You realize it is lunchtime.

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Name: Jessica Hanson
Age: 0
Gender: Female
--------
Bio: (add one sentence per page, starting on page 2.)
Desc: (wait till page two, we cant quite judge babies.)
--------
Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
--------
Strength: 8
Flexibility: 8
Looks: 7
Smarts: 4
Maturity: 3
Responsibility: 6
Convince: 6
Problem Solving: 8
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)

I eat the whole sandwich and go hug my dad.

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Flag
Name: Jessica Hanson
Age: 0
Gender: Female
--------
Bio: (add one sentence per page, starting on page 2.)
Desc: (wait till page two, we cant quite judge babies.)
--------
Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
--------
Strength: 8
Flexibility: 8
Looks: 7
Smarts: 4
Maturity: 3
Responsibility: 6
Convince: 6
Problem Solving: 8
--------
House: Parents Home (Two Story)


You eat the sandwich and hug your dad. He wakes up startled, and spills the coke on your hair. Your mom makes you a bubble bath. You go in it. There are some rubber ducks in the top cabinet and a razor on the counter.

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Name: Jessica Hanson
Age: 2
Gender: Female
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Bio: (add one sentence per page, starting on page 2.)
Desc: (wait till page two, we cant quite judge babies.)
--------
Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
--------
Strength: 8
Flexibility: 8
Looks: 7
Smarts: 4
Maturity: 3
Responsibility: 6
Convince: 6
Problem Solving: 8
--------
House: Parents Home (Two Story)

Take the rubber ducks and play with them like boats while my mom is bathing me.

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