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This is a spin-off of Life RPG. except Bettah!


You go through your Life page by page... Each page is 2 Years. once you get to age 14, we lower the rate to one year per page.
You are supposed to play as you would in real life... (wait, did that make ANY sense at all???)



You will Pick a Gender then Take the Quiz.


Male:

1) Are you strong?

1. Yes, i am macho man. 8 Strength, 6 Flexibility
2. Above Adverege... 6 Strength, 7 Flexibility
3. Not really... 4 Strength, 2 Flexibility
4. I cant see my toes. 2 Strength, 2 Flexibility

2) Are You Smart?

1. Yes, Im a Nerd. 9 Smarts, -1 Strength, 8 Problem Solving.
2. I skipped a Grade. 7 Smarts, 7 Problem Solving
3. i know the Basics.. 5 Smarts, 6 Problem Solving
4. F is my best Freind 2 Smarts, 3 Problem Solving


3) are you cool-looking

1. Ladies love me 8 Looks
2. ehhh.. im sorta cool.6 Looks
3. i get my own free space!!!! 4 Looks
4. im Fat, im FAAAT! 2 Looks, -1 Flexibility


4) are you lazy?

1. Hell Yeah! 2 Convince
2. Sorta.... 4 Convince
3. I am active All Day. 7 Convince
4. I Have Forty Chores.. and i do them. 10 Convince


5) are you Mature?

1. i act like a wise 60 year-old. 9 Maturity, 8 Responsibility
2.call me 15... when im 5.. 7 Maturity, 7 Responsibility
3. BLAH BLAH BLAH YOU ARE STUPID. 2 Maturity, 6 Responsibility



For da Gahls


1) Are you convincing?


1. I can get any man to help with my math. 10 Looks
2. I see people Staring. 8 Looks
3. Im Adverege... 5 Looks
4. I have never been asked out, and im 18. 2 Looks


2) Are you smart?


1. Top of mah Class... Algebra. 8 Smarts
2. Im smarter then most kids. 6 Smarts
3. i get my Mom to help me... alot. 4 Smarts
4. i just let my slaves do it for me. 2 Smarts


3) Are you Mature?

1. i act like a wise 60 year-old. 8 Maturity, 7 Responsibility
2.call me 15... when im 5.. 7 Maturity, 7 Responsibility
3. BLAH BLAH BLAH YOU ARE STUPID. 2 Maturity, 6 Responsibility
4. I Take Peeks over the Stalls. 1 Maturity, 2 Responsibility



4) Strong?



1. i keep up with Chuck norris. 8 Strength, 7 Flexibility
2. Better then some guys and gals. 6 Strength, 6 Flexibility
3. Weak... But Guys help me. 4 Strength, 6 Flexibility


And ill let you choose the rest of the things i missed.





Name:
Age: 0
Gender:
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Bio: (add one sentence per page, starting on page 2.)
Desc: (wait till page two, we cant quite judge babies.)
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Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
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Strength: (Actually, let me change this, you can follow my chart up there, or you could allocate 50 points to anything here.)
Flexibility:
Looks:
Smarts:
Maturity:
Responsibility:
Convince:
Problem Solving:
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)





The Stats:


1: No Succeeding
2-4: Chance Of Partial Succeeding
5: Chance of Succeeding
6-8: High chance of Succeeding
9-10: Automatically Succeed.


Lets hope this Catches on














Remember Kids, Watch with This!
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LEAPretard
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Name: Jessica Hanson
Age: 10
Gender: Female
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Bio: She pooped when eating her first broccoli, could break out from the crib. She's also David's best friend. Fit.
Desc: Blonde hair, french ponytail hairstyle, white skin, blue eyes
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Bf: ??
BFF: David
Freinds: Dan, Ally, Cooper, Matt, Lizzy, Raj Har, Chi, George
Enemies: ??
Arch Enemy: ??
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Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
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Activity(s): Tennis
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Strength: 8
Flexibility: 8
Looks: 7
Smarts: 4
Maturity: 3
Responsibility: 6
Convince: 6
Problem Solving: 8
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)


you invite Matt. but he needs to go to a funeral. his Grandmother died. David asks if you want to go to the movies tonight. do you accept?

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Name: Gallieo Stuff
Age: 0
Gender: Male
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Bio:
Desc:
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Backpack:
Pockets:
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Strength: 3
Flexibility: 2
Looks: 4
Smarts: 9
Maturity: 9
Responsibility: 8
Convince: 4
Problem Solving: 8
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House: Parents' Home (Two Story)


Well, you will be called MR.Stuff when you grow up.. Lol.



You wake up in a basement. you hear tons of things outside. you faint.

You wake up later, except in your crib.. you feel the cold air and you look out of your crib. you see a hole in the wall. also, several trees have fallen outside. you can get out of your crib, or you could fall out. (Lol) do you get out or go back to sleep?

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Name: Johnny Stuff
Age: 0
Gender: Male
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Bio:
Desc:
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Backpack:
Pockets:
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Strength: 3
Flexibility: 2
Looks: 4
Smarts: 9
Maturity: 9
Responsibility: 8
Convince: 4
Problem Solving: 8
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House: Parents' Home (Two Story)

Gallileo? How about Johnny?

I try to get out.

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Name: Johnny Stuff
Age: 0
Gender: Male
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Bio:
Desc:
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Backpack:
Pockets:
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Strength: 3
Flexibility: 2
Looks: 4
Smarts: 9
Maturity: 9
Responsibility: 8
Convince: 4
Problem Solving: 8
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House: Parents' Home (One Story)


you get out, then your mom walks through the door seconds later. you get picked up and taken to the kitchen.. you are brought to your dad on the couch. your mom brings bacon strips for your dad and some Gerber for you. the Gerber tastes like "Crap".

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Name: Johnny Stuff
Age: 0
Gender: Male
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Bio:
Desc:
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Backpack:
Pockets:
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Strength: 3
Flexibility: 2
Looks: 4
Smarts: 9
Maturity: 9
Responsibility: 8
Convince: 4
Problem Solving: 8
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House: Parents' Home (One Story)

Really? I didn't think it was so bad when I was little.

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Really? I didn't think it was so bad when I was little.


your second story of the house was ripped off. your mom found some old Gerber. (8 months old??!!)
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Name: Johnny Stuff
Age: 0
Gender: Male
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Bio:
Desc:
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Backpack:
Pockets:
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Strength: 3
Flexibility: 2
Looks: 4
Smarts: 9
Maturity: 9
Responsibility: 8
Convince: 4
Problem Solving: 8
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House: Parents' Home (One Story)

your second story of the house was ripped off.


What? Why?

your mom found some old Gerber. (8 months old??!!)


OK, now I'll refuse the gerber!

So, what do I do now? Can I sleep?
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Name: Jessica Hanson
Age: 10
Gender: Female
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Bio: She pooped when eating her first broccoli, could break out from the crib. She's also David's best friend. Fit.
Desc: Blonde hair, french ponytail hairstyle, white skin, blue eyes
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Bf: ??
BFF: David
Freinds: Dan, Ally, Cooper, Matt, Lizzy, Raj Har, Chi, George
Enemies: ??
Arch Enemy: ??
--------
Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
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Activity(s): Tennis
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Strength: 8
Flexibility: 8
Looks: 7
Smarts: 4
Maturity: 3
Responsibility: 6
Convince: 6
Problem Solving: 8
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)

Yes I accept to go with him to watch movies.

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Name: Jessica Hanson
Age: 10
Gender: Female
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Bio: She pooped when eating her first broccoli, could break out from the crib. She's also David's best friend. Fit.
Desc: Blonde hair, french ponytail hairstyle, white skin, blue eyes
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Bf: ??
Almost Bf: David
Freinds: Dan,Cooper, Matt, Lizzy, Raj Har, Chi, George
Enemies: ??
Arch Enemy: ??
--------
Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
--------
Activity(s): Tennis
--------
Strength: 8
Flexibility: 8
Looks: 7
Smarts: 4
Maturity: 3
Responsibility: 6
Convince: 6
Problem Solving: 8
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)


you go to the movies. later, you come back around 8pm. just then, an earthquake shakes the house, making the bookshelf fall on your dog. the dog dies.

MrStuff
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Hey, what about me?

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Name: Johnny Stuff
Age: 0
Gender: Male
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Bio:
Desc:
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Backpack:
Pockets:
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Strength: 3
Flexibility: 2
Looks: 4
Smarts: 9
Maturity: 9
Responsibility: 8
Convince: 4
Problem Solving: 8
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House: Parents' Home (One Story)


Your mom says that it is time to go to bed. You go to your crib and an earthquake rips through the house. Your crib falls over.


SKIP TO AGE 2

You are taken to the park. You make two friends: Kelvin and Lee-Ann.
Just then, you mom says your dad won the 1,000,000 dollar lottery. Fun times.

You Re brought home. And you see construction workers re-build your second story of the house. Your mom gets pregnant. Good times.

Suddenly, you feel the urge to poop.

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Name: Johnny Stuff
Age: 0
Gender: Male
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Bio:
Desc:
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Backpack:
Pockets:
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Strength: 3
Flexibility: 2
Looks: 4
Smarts: 9
Maturity: 9
Responsibility: 8
Convince: 4
Problem Solving: 8
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House: Parents' Home (One Story)

I try calling out.

Why are there so many earthquakes?

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Name: Johnny Stuff
Age: 3
Gender: Male
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Bio:
Desc:
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Backpack:
Pockets:
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Strength: 3
Flexibility: 2
Looks: 4
Smarts: 9
Maturity: 9
Responsibility: 8
Convince: 4
Problem Solving: 8
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House: Parents' Home (One Story)




you call your mom. she comes and helps you and you feel a big splat.


2 days later:

its your birthday. you are now age 3. you have cake and stuff. but you also get a LEAPfrog!

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Name: Johnny Stuff
Age: 3
Gender: Male
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Bio:
Desc:
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Backpack:
Pockets:
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Strength: 3
Flexibility: 2
Looks: 4
Smarts: 9
Maturity: 9
Responsibility: 8
Convince: 4
Problem Solving: 8

Shouldn't the insurance cover the second floor of the home?

And leapfrog? I hated that when I was a kid.

I pretend I like it, then ditch it when no one's looking.

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