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This is a spin-off of Life RPG. except Bettah!


You go through your Life page by page... Each page is 2 Years. once you get to age 14, we lower the rate to one year per page.
You are supposed to play as you would in real life... (wait, did that make ANY sense at all???)



You will Pick a Gender then Take the Quiz.


Male:

1) Are you strong?

1. Yes, i am macho man. 8 Strength, 6 Flexibility
2. Above Adverege... 6 Strength, 7 Flexibility
3. Not really... 4 Strength, 2 Flexibility
4. I cant see my toes. 2 Strength, 2 Flexibility

2) Are You Smart?

1. Yes, Im a Nerd. 9 Smarts, -1 Strength, 8 Problem Solving.
2. I skipped a Grade. 7 Smarts, 7 Problem Solving
3. i know the Basics.. 5 Smarts, 6 Problem Solving
4. F is my best Freind 2 Smarts, 3 Problem Solving


3) are you cool-looking

1. Ladies love me 8 Looks
2. ehhh.. im sorta cool.6 Looks
3. i get my own free space!!!! 4 Looks
4. im Fat, im FAAAT! 2 Looks, -1 Flexibility


4) are you lazy?

1. Hell Yeah! 2 Convince
2. Sorta.... 4 Convince
3. I am active All Day. 7 Convince
4. I Have Forty Chores.. and i do them. 10 Convince


5) are you Mature?

1. i act like a wise 60 year-old. 9 Maturity, 8 Responsibility
2.call me 15... when im 5.. 7 Maturity, 7 Responsibility
3. BLAH BLAH BLAH YOU ARE STUPID. 2 Maturity, 6 Responsibility



For da Gahls


1) Are you convincing?


1. I can get any man to help with my math. 10 Looks
2. I see people Staring. 8 Looks
3. Im Adverege... 5 Looks
4. I have never been asked out, and im 18. 2 Looks


2) Are you smart?


1. Top of mah Class... Algebra. 8 Smarts
2. Im smarter then most kids. 6 Smarts
3. i get my Mom to help me... alot. 4 Smarts
4. i just let my slaves do it for me. 2 Smarts


3) Are you Mature?

1. i act like a wise 60 year-old. 8 Maturity, 7 Responsibility
2.call me 15... when im 5.. 7 Maturity, 7 Responsibility
3. BLAH BLAH BLAH YOU ARE STUPID. 2 Maturity, 6 Responsibility
4. I Take Peeks over the Stalls. 1 Maturity, 2 Responsibility



4) Strong?



1. i keep up with Chuck norris. 8 Strength, 7 Flexibility
2. Better then some guys and gals. 6 Strength, 6 Flexibility
3. Weak... But Guys help me. 4 Strength, 6 Flexibility


And ill let you choose the rest of the things i missed.





Name:
Age: 0
Gender:
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Bio: (add one sentence per page, starting on page 2.)
Desc: (wait till page two, we cant quite judge babies.)
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Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
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Strength: (Actually, let me change this, you can follow my chart up there, or you could allocate 50 points to anything here.)
Flexibility:
Looks:
Smarts:
Maturity:
Responsibility:
Convince:
Problem Solving:
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)





The Stats:


1: No Succeeding
2-4: Chance Of Partial Succeeding
5: Chance of Succeeding
6-8: High chance of Succeeding
9-10: Automatically Succeed.


Lets hope this Catches on














Remember Kids, Watch with This!
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LEAPretard
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Name: Jessica Hanson
Age: 2
Gender: Female
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Bio: (add one sentence per page, starting on page 2.)
Desc: (wait till page two, we cant quite judge babies.)
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Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
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Strength: 8
Flexibility: 8
Looks: 7
Smarts: 4
Maturity: 3
Responsibility: 6
Convince: 6
Problem Solving: 8
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)


You are about to Go and get the rubber ducks when your mom gets them and puts them in the bath. You play with them. Later you get out of the bath and dry yourself. You go to your room and hear your mom saying something about "Next week is the tenth anneverserry of September Eleventh..."

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Name: Jessica Hanson
Age: 2
Gender: Female
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Bio: (add one sentence per page, starting on page 2.)
Desc: (wait till page two, we cant quite judge babies.)
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Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
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Strength: 8
Flexibility: 8
Looks: 7
Smarts: 4
Maturity: 3
Responsibility: 6
Convince: 6
Problem Solving: 8
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)

I listen to her to speak more about it.

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We need some more people. Especially Boys.

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Name: Jessica Hanson
Age: 2
Gender: Female
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Bio: (add one sentence per page, starting on page 2.)
Desc: (wait till page two, we cant quite judge babies.)
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Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
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Strength: 8
Flexibility: 8
Looks: 7
Smarts: 4
Maturity: 3
Responsibility: 6
Convince: 6
Problem Solving: 8
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)


You couldn't make out much exept: " Terrorist...Al...Navy...Revenge..."

Then you fall asleep.



SKIP TO AGE FOUR.

Your parents bring you to preschool! You make a new friend. His name is David and he is 5 Years old. He looks smart.


(and do you mind filling out your Desc and two sentences of your Bio?

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Name: Jessica Hanson
Age: 4
Gender: Female
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Bio: Poops when eating Broccoli, can break out of her crib alone
Desc: Blonde hair, french ponytail hairstyle, white skin, blue eyes
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Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
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Strength: 8
Flexibility: 8
Looks: 7
Smarts: 4
Maturity: 3
Responsibility: 6
Convince: 6
Problem Solving: 8
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)

I play outside with David.

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Poops when eating Broccoli,


lol...


Name: Jessica Hanson
Age: 4
Gender: Female
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Bio: Poops when eating Broccoli, can break out of her crib alone
Desc: Blonde hair, french ponytail hairstyle, white skin, blue eyes
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Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
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Strength: 8
Flexibility: 8
Looks: 7
Smarts: 4
Maturity: 3
Responsibility: 6
Convince: 6
Problem Solving: 8
--------
House: Parents Home (Two Story)

You play outside with David! Just then an earthquake rips through the ground. You see a crack in the concrete of the foursquare area...
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Name: Jessica Hanson
Age: 4
Gender: Female
--------
Bio: Poops when eating Broccoli, can break out of her crib alone
Desc: Blonde hair, french ponytail hairstyle, white skin, blue eyes
--------
Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
--------
Strength: 8
Flexibility: 8
Looks: 7
Smarts: 4
Maturity: 3
Responsibility: 6
Convince: 6
Problem Solving: 8
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)

I run with David into my home.

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Name: Jessica Hanson
Age: 4
Gender: Female
--------
Bio: Poops when eating Broccoli, can break out of her crib alone
Desc: Blonde hair, french ponytail hairstyle, white skin, blue eyes
--------
Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
--------
Strength: 8
Flexibility: 8
Looks: 7
Smarts: 4
Maturity: 3
Responsibility: 6
Convince: 6
Problem Solving: 8
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)


You run and try to escape the preschool and go home, but your mom catches you on the way out and comforts you.

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Name: Jessica Hanson
Age: 4
Gender: Female
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Bio: Poops when eating Broccoli, can break out of her crib alone
Desc: Blonde hair, french ponytail hairstyle, white skin, blue eyes
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Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
--------
Strength: 8
Flexibility: 8
Looks: 7
Smarts: 4
Maturity: 3
Responsibility: 6
Convince: 6
Problem Solving: 8
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)

I explain to her that there was an earthquake and we ran for our lives.

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I'm going to be gone for about 20 min

Roty
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It's been 1 hour man...

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Name:John Smith
Age: 0
Gender: Male
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Bio: (add one sentence per page, starting on page 2.)
Desc: (wait till page two, we cant quite judge babies.)
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Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
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Strength: 6
Flexibility: 7
Looks:8
Smarts: 5
Maturity: 7
Responsibility: 7
Convince: 4
Problem Solving: 6
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)

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Name: Jessica Hanson
Age: 4
Gender: Female
--------
Bio: Poops when eating Broccoli, can break out of her crib alone
Desc: Blonde hair, french ponytail hairstyle, white skin, blue eyes
--------
Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
--------
Strength: 8
Flexibility: 8
Looks: 7
Smarts: 4
Maturity: 3
Responsibility: 6
Convince: 6
Problem Solving: 8
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)


She says "well, you should have stayed outside, what If the building had collapsed?"And at that moment, an aftershock ripped through the street, making a skyscraper fall over...

SKIP TO AGE 6!

Time for First-Grade, in Math class someone starts cursing for no apparent reason. Other people are arguing. Then your math teacher waltzs in. She says: "Good Evening. And everyone is Mesmerized by her beauty... Then she says: we are going to do a bit of math today, anyone know what 2+2 is?

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Name: Jan Solo
Age: 0
Gender: Female
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Bio: (add one sentence per page, starting on page 2.)
Desc: (wait till page two, we cant quite judge babies.)
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Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
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Strength:10
Flexibility:5
Looks:5
Smarts:5
Maturity:3
Responsibility:2
Convince:10
Problem Solving:10
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)


You find Kitty, then a HUGE Earthquake rips through the house. You look out the window and see a skyscraper collapse. There is now a "Ramp" in the sidewalk.


SKIP TO AGE 4

Time for preschool. Your teacher says to gather around and play duck duck goose. Then later your mom picks you up and goes back home. You realize thT tomorrow is your Fourth Birthday. You go home and do stuff. You wake up and realize you fell asleep while watching Dora The Explorer. It is Seven AM on a Friday... What do you do?

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Name: Jessica Hanson
Age: 4
Gender: Female
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Bio: Poops when eating Broccoli, can break out of her crib alone
Desc: Blonde hair, french ponytail hairstyle, white skin, blue eyes
--------
Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
--------
Strength: 8
Flexibility: 8
Looks: 7
Smarts: 4
Maturity: 3
Responsibility: 6
Convince: 6
Problem Solving: 8
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)

I yell 4!

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