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This is a spin-off of Life RPG. except Bettah!


You go through your Life page by page... Each page is 2 Years. once you get to age 14, we lower the rate to one year per page.
You are supposed to play as you would in real life... (wait, did that make ANY sense at all???)



You will Pick a Gender then Take the Quiz.


Male:

1) Are you strong?

1. Yes, i am macho man. 8 Strength, 6 Flexibility
2. Above Adverege... 6 Strength, 7 Flexibility
3. Not really... 4 Strength, 2 Flexibility
4. I cant see my toes. 2 Strength, 2 Flexibility

2) Are You Smart?

1. Yes, Im a Nerd. 9 Smarts, -1 Strength, 8 Problem Solving.
2. I skipped a Grade. 7 Smarts, 7 Problem Solving
3. i know the Basics.. 5 Smarts, 6 Problem Solving
4. F is my best Freind 2 Smarts, 3 Problem Solving


3) are you cool-looking

1. Ladies love me 8 Looks
2. ehhh.. im sorta cool.6 Looks
3. i get my own free space!!!! 4 Looks
4. im Fat, im FAAAT! 2 Looks, -1 Flexibility


4) are you lazy?

1. Hell Yeah! 2 Convince
2. Sorta.... 4 Convince
3. I am active All Day. 7 Convince
4. I Have Forty Chores.. and i do them. 10 Convince


5) are you Mature?

1. i act like a wise 60 year-old. 9 Maturity, 8 Responsibility
2.call me 15... when im 5.. 7 Maturity, 7 Responsibility
3. BLAH BLAH BLAH YOU ARE STUPID. 2 Maturity, 6 Responsibility



For da Gahls


1) Are you convincing?


1. I can get any man to help with my math. 10 Looks
2. I see people Staring. 8 Looks
3. Im Adverege... 5 Looks
4. I have never been asked out, and im 18. 2 Looks


2) Are you smart?


1. Top of mah Class... Algebra. 8 Smarts
2. Im smarter then most kids. 6 Smarts
3. i get my Mom to help me... alot. 4 Smarts
4. i just let my slaves do it for me. 2 Smarts


3) Are you Mature?

1. i act like a wise 60 year-old. 8 Maturity, 7 Responsibility
2.call me 15... when im 5.. 7 Maturity, 7 Responsibility
3. BLAH BLAH BLAH YOU ARE STUPID. 2 Maturity, 6 Responsibility
4. I Take Peeks over the Stalls. 1 Maturity, 2 Responsibility



4) Strong?



1. i keep up with Chuck norris. 8 Strength, 7 Flexibility
2. Better then some guys and gals. 6 Strength, 6 Flexibility
3. Weak... But Guys help me. 4 Strength, 6 Flexibility


And ill let you choose the rest of the things i missed.





Name:
Age: 0
Gender:
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Bio: (add one sentence per page, starting on page 2.)
Desc: (wait till page two, we cant quite judge babies.)
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Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
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Strength: (Actually, let me change this, you can follow my chart up there, or you could allocate 50 points to anything here.)
Flexibility:
Looks:
Smarts:
Maturity:
Responsibility:
Convince:
Problem Solving:
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)





The Stats:


1: No Succeeding
2-4: Chance Of Partial Succeeding
5: Chance of Succeeding
6-8: High chance of Succeeding
9-10: Automatically Succeed.


Lets hope this Catches on














Remember Kids, Watch with This!
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Name:John Smith


generic...


Name:John Smith
Age: 0
Gender: Male
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Bio: (add one sentence per page, starting on page 2.)
Desc: (wait till page two, we cant quite judge babies.)
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Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
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Strength: 6
Flexibility: 7
Looks:8
Smarts: 5
Maturity: 7
Responsibility: 7
Convince: 4
Problem Solving: 6
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)

You wake up in a crib. The first thing you realize is that there are hundreds of stuffed animals in your room. Your parents walk in a miniute later. They bring you to the kitchen. There is a cook cooking for you ?your dad maybe? Then you are fed bacon. You say "baykin". Then you go on the couch and play with a few of your toys. Your dad comes and sits next to you. Then you see someone else.. A four year old girl. Your dad says: "sister".
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Name:John Smith
Age: 0
Gender: Male
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Bio: (add one sentence per page, starting on page 2.)
Desc: (wait till page two, we cant quite judge babies.)
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Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
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Strength: 6
Flexibility: 7
Looks:8
Smarts: 5
Maturity: 7
Responsibility: 7
Convince: 4
Problem Solving: 6
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)

I continue playing with my toys.

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Name: Jessica Hanson
Age: 6
Gender: Female
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Bio: Poops when eating Broccoli, can break out of her crib alone
Desc: Blonde hair, french ponytail hairstyle, white skin, blue eyes
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Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
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Strength: 8
Flexibility: 8
Looks: 7
Smarts: 4
Maturity: 3
Responsibility: 6
Convince: 6
Problem Solving: 8
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)

HEY WHY YOU SKIP ME!?

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Name: Jessica Hanson
Age: 4
Gender: Female
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Bio: Poops when eating Broccoli, can break out of her crib alone
Desc: Blonde hair, french ponytail hairstyle, white skin, blue eyes
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Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
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Strength: 8
Flexibility: 8
Looks: 7
Smarts: 4
Maturity: 3
Responsibility: 6
Convince: 6
Problem Solving: 8
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)


You say four, your teacher says: allright... what is 4+4? after math you do science... Later on, your teacher says there is an Optional Religion Class. do you go?

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Name: Jessica Hanson
Age: 6
Gender: Female
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Bio: Poops when eating Broccoli, can break out of her crib alone
Desc: Blonde hair, french ponytail hairstyle, white skin, blue eyes
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Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
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Strength: 8
Flexibility: 8
Looks: 7
Smarts: 4
Maturity: 3
Responsibility: 6
Convince: 6
Problem Solving: 8
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)

Religion?? Nah! I find David and play with him.

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Name: Jan Solo
Age: 0
Gender: Female
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Bio: (add one sentence per page, starting on page 2.)
Desc: (wait till page two, we cant quite judge babies.)
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Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
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Strength:10
Flexibility:5
Looks:5
Smarts:5
Maturity:3
Responsibility:2
Convince:10
Problem Solving:10
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)


you try to kill your pet parnets. they die and your parents have a "WTF" Face. you are grounded for the rest of the school year.

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Name: Jessica Hanson
Age: 8
Gender: Female
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Bio: Poops when eating Broccoli, can break out of her crib alone
Desc: Blonde hair, french ponytail hairstyle, white skin, blue eyes
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Freinds:
David- Good Freind.
Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
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Strength: 8
Flexibility: 8
Looks: 7
Smarts: 4
Maturity: 3
Responsibility: 6
Convince: 6
Problem Solving: 8
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)


you play with David and discover he is Atheist. then you go home.

Please Add Two Sentences to your Bio.


SKIP TO AGE 8


Time for Elementary School! At math someone gets detention.at science someone gets in trouble. and at art class a Bully spills paint all over you, what do you do?

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Name: Jan Solo
Age: 4
Gender: Female
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Bio: (add one sentence per page, starting on page 2.)
Desc: (wait till page two, we cant quite judge babies.)
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Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
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Strength:10
Flexibility:5
Looks:5
Smarts:5
Maturity:3
Responsibility:2
Convince:10
Problem Solving:10
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)


you cant play with kitty since you killed your pet parnets. you must wait till school is out.

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Name: Jessica Hanson
Age: 8
Gender: Female
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Bio: She pooped when eating her first broccoli, could break out from the crib. She's also David's best friend. Fit.
Desc: Blonde hair, french ponytail hairstyle, white skin, blue eyes
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Freinds:
David- Good Freind.
Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
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Strength: 8
Flexibility: 8
Looks: 7
Smarts: 4
Maturity: 3
Responsibility: 6
Convince: 6
Problem Solving: 8
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)

I go out and kiss David in his cheek.

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Oh before that, I beat the crap out of that bully and if I beat him, I'll tell him to lick the paint off me.

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Name: Jessica Hanson
Age: 8
Gender: Female
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Bio: She pooped when eating her first broccoli, could break out from the crib. She's also David's best friend. Fit.
Desc: Blonde hair, french ponytail hairstyle, white skin, blue eyes
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Freinds:
David- Good Freind.
Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
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Strength: 8
Flexibility: 8
Looks: 7
Smarts: 4
Maturity: 3
Responsibility: 6
Convince: 6
Problem Solving: 8
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)


You beat the crap out of the bully.he runs. You are called for detention but as you go out the door you kiss David. The whole class sees it. You are talked about for the next few days.

SKIP TO AGE NINE!

David is now your BFF. you have other friends too.

Dan
Ally
Cooper
Matt
Lizzy

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I hit the post button by accident. Let me continue that list:

Raj Har
Chi
George


Your 10th birthday is comming up in a few days. Who do you invite?

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Name: Jessica Hanson
Age: 8
Gender: Female
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Bio: She pooped when eating her first broccoli, could break out from the crib. She's also David's best friend. Fit.
Desc: Blonde hair, french ponytail hairstyle, white skin, blue eyes
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Freinds:
David - BFF, Dan, Ally, Cooper, Matt, Lizzy, Raj Har, Chi, George
Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
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Strength: 8
Flexibility: 8
Looks: 7
Smarts: 4
Maturity: 3
Responsibility: 6
Convince: 6
Problem Solving: 8
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)

I invite them all! And I tell my parents that as a present I want them to assign me on a Tennis lessons and training.

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Name: Jessica Hanson
Age: 8
Gender: Female
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Bio: She pooped when eating her first broccoli, could break out from the crib. She's also David's best friend. Fit.
Desc: Blonde hair, french ponytail hairstyle, white skin, blue eyes
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Bf: ??
BFF: David
Freinds: Dan, Ally, Cooper, Matt, Lizzy, Raj Har, Chi, George
Enemies: ??
Arch Enemy: ??
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Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
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Activity(s): Tennis
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Strength: 8
Flexibility: 8
Looks: 7
Smarts: 4
Maturity: 3
Responsibility: 6
Convince: 6
Problem Solving: 8
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)


you invite them all. you guys have cake, eat lunch, and play WII U.
you tell your parents about the tennis lesson stuff and they just smile. the next day you go to tennis practice. you succeed due to your high Strength and Flexibility.

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Name: Jessica Hanson
Age: 10
Gender: Female
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Bio: She pooped when eating her first broccoli, could break out from the crib. She's also David's best friend. Fit.
Desc: Blonde hair, french ponytail hairstyle, white skin, blue eyes
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Bf: ??
BFF: David
Freinds: Dan, Ally, Cooper, Matt, Lizzy, Raj Har, Chi, George
Enemies: ??
Arch Enemy: ??
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Backpack: (will unlock at age 6)
Pockets: (unlock at age 4)
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Activity(s): Tennis
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Strength: 8
Flexibility: 8
Looks: 7
Smarts: 4
Maturity: 3
Responsibility: 6
Convince: 6
Problem Solving: 8
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House: Parents Home (Two Story)

I invite David to a practice match if he wants to play Tennis with me. If he doesn't want, I go out with him for a walk

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