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Yo mama's so late, she has to go to a hotel cause her husband moved out of his own house.

yo mama's so fat that when she puts a yellow coat on and goes outside people scream TAXI TAXI

yo mama's so fat it took a bus a plane and two taxi's to get on her good side

Yo mama so stupid , she sat on the tv and watch the couch.

Yo mama's so fat,when she goes on an elevator she HAS to go down

Ripoff, deathbot but whatever
Yo mama's so skinny, when she pulls the drain in her bathtub, she goes
right down with the water.

yo mama's so fat that she HAS to get ontop of a car

yo mama so fat when she went on the scale it said 'to be continued'

yo mama so fat, when she get on an elevator she HAS to go down

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yo mama so fat a car was driving around her foot and ran out of gas on the big toe.

yo mama so stupid she saw a bus go by and said "STOP THAT RUN AWAY TWINKIE!"

Yo mama's so fat when she drives into town she has to put a WIDE LOAD sign on her car

yo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

Yo mamma so fat that whenever she goes to the theater she sits next to EVERYBDOY
Yo mamma so fat that whenever she goes to Mcdonald's they offfer her a group discount

Yo momma so fat, I walked around her twice and got lost.
Yo momma so fat, there were earthquakes in Japan.