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Yo momma so poor that whenever you pressed the doorbell she has to stick her head out of a window and shout "Ding Dong!"

yo momma so ugly she turned medusa to stone
yo momma so ugly dracula turned to ash when he saw her
yo momma so stupid she invented a solar-powered flashlight (only works with a constant stream of sunlight rays)
yo momma so fat that jabba the hut said DANG!!!

I'm bored now, night pplz

Yo mama's so fat her clothes come in three different sizes extra large, extra extra large, and oh my god its coming!

you mama so fat when she goes to the movie theaters she has to sit by EVERYONE

Yo momma's so ugly, when i brought here to the zoo they said "Thanks for bringing her back!"

Yo mama so fat they had to change "one size fits all" to "one size fits most"
Yo mama so fat she's considered a planet.
Yo mama so poor she waves a Popsicle around and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama so ugly she entered an ugly contest and they said sorry no professionals.
(I know that last one wasn't the best)

yo mama so ugly she entered the worlds ugliest dog and she got first place

yo mama so stupid, she is an idiot....yo mama so un-funny she told me this joke.

Yo mama's so long, you could stretch her across the Pacific Ocean and it wouldn't hurt to her.

Yo mamma so big she tripped in Michigan and fell face first into Florida.

yo mama so fat when she takes steps California has an earthquake

Yo mama so fat it took nationwide a week to get on her side.
Yo mama so stupid she thought skinny dipping was dipping skinny chips in dip.
Okay, number 2 wasn't that good.

Yo mamma is so short, she can hang glide with dorito's

Yo mamma's so stupid she said -1+1 is 11